guacamole

Currency. Money. Cash. Refering to the green ink used on most U.S. currency bills.

"dude, this place doesn't take credit cards. Do you have any guacamole?"

"i just stopped at the ATM to pick up some guacamole for tonight"

by thatmarkguy April 10, 2008

guacage blockage

A sudden heart attack caused by eating too much guacamole.

Ben died of guacage blockage last night, becuase when Corey called 911 to report the incident, they thought it was a prank call when he said, "my friend ate too much burrito, and now has guacage blockage!"

by TZR September 27, 2005

guacate

to strike, smack,or fall with a resounding blow.

So,I told her "hoyes vieja, get it yourself goddamn damn self!" and wakate she me hit dirty-style.

by sanch March 25, 2005

Guacamole Taco

when a person blows his or her nose into the female sexual organs

I gave her Guacamole Taco and she punched me in the face. She then went and cleaned all of the snot out of her vagina.

by Tater_Brown August 26, 2009

guacamole nigga penis

When you just tryna nigga guacamole penis randomly. Usually used without context. Not to be confused with nigga guadalupe penis

Bill: Hey man, I want to talk to you about something serious. I've been feeling unwanted in life and think I'd be better off dead.
Pichael: Guacamole nigga penis
Bill: what?
Pichael: i mean... guacamole nigga penis..

by X ‍ April 21, 2019

Guacamole Shotgun

When severe explosive diarrhea collides with a weak O-Ring at a high velocity (Normally catching the shittee by surprise). Usually, illness causes the pasty, green color.
Digestive fluid will typically cause assburn.

'Normal', brown, explosive/projectile diarrhea is usually referred to as a Chocolate Shotgun.
The difference being in color and the presence of assburn (only seen with the Guacamole Shotgun, other severe illnesses, or very large, healthy pieces of shit).

Bleeding is a common occurance.

"Goddamn, I Guacamole Shotgunned the porcelian to pieces..."

by The_Justin June 19, 2007

Guacamole nigga penis

When a -typically someone who tries to achieve social justice and is identified as an SJW (social justice warrior), person tries to dictate what other people say and completely wants to get rid of the context behind a saying; also someone who generally opposes politically incorrect comedy.

Random child celebrity on twitter: I don't care whether you're reading To Kill a Mockingbird out to your class or not, if you say the n-word you're RACIST!

Random intellectual in the comments: Guacamole nigga penis

by authorised writer June 21, 2020