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grumpy dick

Having or getting an erection while taking shit.
Dude, I had to rub one out this morning after getting a grumpy dick.
by Toilet erection May 28, 2017
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grumpy bubble

A near distance perimeter that surrounds perpetually grumpy individuals that instantly makes others who enter the bubble grumpy too.
Carlos was in a good mood until he overtaken by grumpiness when Sean stopped by his desk and enveloped him in his grumpy bubble.
by yeahgriz August 2, 2016
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The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf

The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf is a made name of a Christmas Carol just to see if people would choose something they have never heard of or try and look up what it was online, only to find it here.
We tried to google " The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf " only to wind up on this pointless webpage and then we had to give Mr. Trey a Lump of Coal.
by Mr. Trey December 14, 2020
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grumpy gypsy

A grumpy gypsy is when you're friends think they are knowledgeable about lies you have told, mind readers, or can read ones personality, gestures or expressions- like a boss. But infact have no idea what the hell they are talking about or have any idea that infact what they believe is a lie or a good statement of you're character is completely inacurate & when you point that out.. -that they know no nothing- ie.Jon Snow... they become angry that they have 1 less gift that they truly believed they were blessed with.
Andrew was acting like a total fucking grumpy gypsy, he thinks I lied when infact i did not because i laughed at him when he mentioned it and thinks laughing is a trait of mine when i lie. #wheresmypokerface?
by the.realest. May 17, 2016
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Dumping a grumpy

The largest, longest , smelliest, shit in the world.
Clear the house I’m dumping a grumpy.
by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019
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Rip a grumpy

To fart (ferociously)
Tom: (farts loudly!)
Jim: did you just rip a grumpy?

Tom: I’ve had bad farts all day.

Jim: oh, I agree grumpy buns.
by Michael Muffins February 25, 2025
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Grumpy man cigar

I dirty old man - Who has done meth / pain pills most of his life

Has barley any teeth if none, a perverted nasty gossiper who is usually covered with old man moles. Has nothing else to do with the rest of his pathetic life but smoke cigars, stink and talk shit about everyone.
Did you see the maintenance man Nickolas?
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he ?!!!!
by Anteater555 December 14, 2022
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