goombaloticous

A person who walks up to a stranger and starts edging, letting out sounds only describable as a goomba from Mario Super Sluggers.

You're the kind of person who goombaloticous.
Look at that man, he's the kind of person who goombaloticous.
I'm everything, including a goombaloticous.
I love women who understand what I mean when I say I'm a goombaloticous.

by Owen0918 June 2, 2023

Goomba Fallacy

The Goomba Fallacy refers to a phenomenon in which two groups with contradictory views are perceived as one group that contradicts itself.

This often happens on internet fandoms where due to large amounts of people interacting anonymously, it creates the illusion of people wanting multiple contradictory things at a time when in fact it is the result of disagreements between multiple sub-groups in the fandom.

"First fans wanted a larger cast, and now they want a smaller cast, these people don't know what they want!"

"Are you sure it isn't Goomba Fallacy?"

by Jz1207 July 18, 2024

goombasexual

when you're attracted to a small Italian man with an unusually small shaft in conjunction with a unusually large "mushroom" shaped head.

Princess Peach: "Wow Mario! The way your suspenders handle your small but mighty package made me so Goombasexual for you!"

by IPromiseThisWordReal September 19, 2023

goomar

a green lubricant

goomar

by xdr5t3evq3q January 6, 2024

Goomaxxing

When you jerk off as much as humanly possible, collect all the jizz and consume it

"Where's John?"
"He's Goomaxxing at the moment"

by goomaxxer November 18, 2023

goonvana

The art of gooning without the need to use hands, it is a state of mind. You have become one with gooning after achieving goonvana.

“No need to restrict my hands, I have become one with gooning, I have achieved goonvana”

by JaquelleBoomburger8685 February 16, 2024

goonvana

Reaching an ethereal state of gooning to the point where you cum on your own

“I’ve reached complete goonvana”
“Dawg what the fuck”

by Absni-Aust February 17, 2024