gooey kablooie

The result of trying too forcefully to release a fart: a spatter of shit in your pants. Also referred to as a GK. The term is derived from a story read to Calvin by his dad in Calvin and Hobbes.

"Wow Robbie, in trying to impress us with a nice loud fart, you shat in your pants! Gooey kablooie!"

"Last Saturday I tried to fart but GKed instead."

by taybeans jr. May 23, 2008

gooey taj

When you take a nasty dump on the hood of your boss' car.

I am so pissed that I didn't get a raise, I'm gonna leave him a "gooey taj"!

by Secret I.D. October 10, 2007

Goded

To be under the influence of drugs or alcohol, especially cocaine or pcp, enough so you feel you are invincible.

"He's trying to fight that guy?"
"No shit man he's goded"

by Shyftstyle January 17, 2008

Godessy

When a female is god-like.

Your photography skills are godessy.

by hkfdjgfdkjgfkj June 21, 2009

Gooey butter cake

When a male ejaculates in a female's vagina, then she crawls on top of him and squeezes out the fluid on his stomach and rubs it in with her vagina.

This afternoon after Harry and I had sex, I gave him a gooey butter cake.

by Trashy goddess July 25, 2011

Godess Cynthia

Cynthia is a very wholesome and lovely smol being smaller than almost every human. She also has hair longer than herself dragging slightly on the ground. She is loved by all who meet her and know by her nickname Cynnamon (or Cyn for short) due to her love for eating cinnamon.

Have you spoken to Godess Cynthia today?
Yes Cyn cheered me right up after she heard I was feeling down.
Yes she has a tendency to make everyone smile!

by Chris_Digi June 20, 2019

gobey

A fast food meal

Are we going for a gobey

by shatfark April 26, 2011