goat fuck

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.
Similar to but more severe than goat rope.

The sales meeting started out Ok, then Chuck got up to speak and it went totally goat fuck.

by Q-Ball September 4, 2005

goat show

party or event where the drunken stupidity sinks to new levels,while quite likely to occur at a sausage fest the female gender,ditchpigs in particular,are equally capable of contributing to a goat show.

goat show can also be used to describe cluster fuck situations.

Man did you see those two lesbian ditch pigs making out on the dance floor last night , then Dwaine threw up carrots into his shirt pocket , what a fucking goat show

"I Got a flat tire on the way to the airport then was pulled over for speeding trying to catch my flight.The popo noticed a roach in the ashtray and charged me for possesion.
What a fucking Goat show."

by Billytucker June 3, 2010

Gatorade

A refueling beverage created in Gainesville, Florida at the University of Florida which it's original intention was to rehydrate, refuel and replenish the Gators Football team by providing them with more nutrients than H2O.

I'm so exhausted from playing football, I need to indulge in the delicious drink known as gatorade. Gators drink Gatorade, Seminoles drink Seminal fluid.

by Cpr363 September 16, 2008

Goat mout

Goat mout is what you would say a person got if they predict that something bad might happened its an old Jamaican slang

May said to her sister you can take my umbrella with you to work today I think it might rain and I don't want you getting wet and sick because I've heard that there's a very bad flu going around cause by the rain if you get all wet, but she didn't take her sis advice because she saw that it was a beautiful and sunny day but after all is said and done it rained and rained and she got wet and caught a cold

She then said to her sister you certainly got a goat mout if only I had listen to you I wouldn't be sick with the flu right now

by Hardrock54 May 8, 2009

Gatoring

A dance popular in preppy college groups where one person yells "Gator" and all understanding males fall to the ground and wriggle around lIke an alligator.

Made famous by the college movie "Animal House."

"My LL Bean sweater got covered in mud when I was gatoring last night."

by Ronald Kuby February 14, 2017

GOAT Teacher

Greatest Of All Time

Greatest Of All Teachers

Refers to the greatest teacher on this planet

Mr. Tinney is the GOAT teacher. I love all of his classes.

by Goatteacher October 26, 2019

i'd fuck a goat

A saying meaning im down for anything or I will do anything.

Muhammad: What do you want to do today?

Kumar: I'd fuck a goat.

by Petter Hegamon January 2, 2009