the male equivilant of a womans period, where the male produces fresh strawberry jam from the anus or mouth. This jam is collected every month and is then sold on to tesco for a healthy profit. Such examples of the jam gland are in videos like "1man1jar" which clearly depicts the jam collection process going horribly wrong.
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