his girlfriend

Probably lives in Canada

Unpopular kid’s friend: you haven’t seen his girlfriend because she lives in Canada

by life is pain enjoyer February 17, 2023

pre-girlfriend

Someone you date for a while to make sure they aren't crazy before you go to the girlfriend stage. Applies to boys also.

Yea she's my pre-girlfriend. I'm thinking about promoting her if the crazy don't come out.

by Tgin January 23, 2014

Roblox girlfriend

you middle-aged uncle on drugs behind his pc with a girl Roblox outfit on.
when a 6 year old gets his first boner.

bob: "hey jimmy i got a roblox girlfriend" "SICK man!"

by ihavegianntpp January 18, 2021

Gym girlfriend

An attractive female who blows your mind with her body and looks and who usually goes to the gym at the same time that you do and you begin to look for her every time you go to the gym.

Amir: “Yo dawg, my gym girlfriend is doing hip thrusts on the hip thrust bench! She’s so fine!”
Eric: “Have you ever talked to her?”
Amir: “No, but we’ve made eye contact before!”

by Eric Reuth January 21, 2023

domestic girlfriend

A anime about step siblings that fall in love with the brother and one has had sex with the brother before they were step siblings.

Ex1 . " hey have you seen that new anime called Domestic Girlfriend its a love triangle between step siblings "

by animelover:) February 16, 2021

Girlfriend Aggro

When you're strolling down the land of make-believe and suddenly a ferocious beast with powers far surpassing your own attacks you out of nowhere- only this time it's in real life. When your girlfirend wants some attention, she'll get it one way or another.

Player 1: Hey, after this run, I'm gonna have to bounce.

Player 2: Why?

Player 1: I've got a little girlfriend aggro here.

by TheSpectacularOne April 13, 2009

Girlfriend

The greatest oxymoron since "Military Intelligence".

A dog would be a better friend than his girlfriend was.

by BF42TH July 10, 2018