genital desecration

A physical activity in which a female's genitalia is obliterated by a male penis.

See Also: genitally desecrating.

Woman: Where'd my vagina go?
Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am. It appears you are suffering from genital desecration.

by The Tig June 28, 2007

genitalicrectophobic

some retard afraid of sex or hairy genitals. XD

damn sam y are u so genitalicrectophobic
i know i have crabs but u know
its still really good sex.

by dhytdtyh December 30, 2007

Genital Jen

A beautiful young lady who enjoys cleaning old men's genitals with skill and gentleness. She also loves ginger snaps.

"Kick him in the balls Genital Jen"

by Homeless Drew December 25, 2008

Geriatric Disco

Where they play the Jay-Z song that samples "Forever Young" and old people dance very slowly and sadly with each other. More deaths occur here than happen from drugs in normal Discos. These are in Europe.

"I'm going to die soon"
hag dances closer
"Me too"

Hookup occurs. Death ensues. Good way to keep the population down. This all happens inside the geriatric disco.

by mome-wrath March 30, 2010

Genital Hug

Term used to describe sexual intercourse.

Sex, AKA a genital hug, is a wonderful thing.

by Anonmouuufucks May 15, 2010

Genital Cringe

This is the effect that one experiences when thinking about a particularly unsavory experience dealing with their genitals. It can be anywhere from a gentle tingle to a full-on cringe of the vagina or paynis.

I heard Jeryl has to deal with blue waffle on her vagina.

Gross, that gives me a genital cringe...

by N64 Winnuh April 5, 2011

garith

Garith is the best human being on earth. He is caring, sweet and has a huge heart. Garith is someone who will always be by your side, to make sure you are okay . He will will do anything so you won't feel cold, nor hungry, nor bored, nor sad. But you know what the best part is? You don't even need him to do anything because just seeing him smile makes everything go away.. His smile is like seeing the sunrise and sunset at the same time..so precious. And his eyes..is like staring at the ocean.
He pays attention to little details and is very careful in everything he chooses. He likes living healthy, doing exercises and eating organic food. He is not a chocolate fan unless it's organic. Garith doesn't talk much , but when he does he likes talking about meaningful conversations snd he can be pretty funny.

A one of a kind..

A true gentelman , a true Garith.

by 1stSD December 28, 2016