Garland

Verb; To play Final Fantasy I and make joke commentary along the way. Named after the ridiculously easy first boss, Garland.

"Let's garland today after school!"

"I was garlanding yesterday."

by themiranguians December 29, 2011

gallantmonkey

A newer term for "Amateur Porno Star". Usually goes with "small penis" and "partial balls". Very highly common in Europe.

gallantmonkey, me luv you long time.

by I R GOD. June 4, 2003

gaylendorf

the art of being one of a dwarfs nature and gay.

Mike: Dude, you're such a gaylendorf.
Billy: Don't make fun of me because i'm short and gay

by GANGSTARr.! October 12, 2008

gayaanan

A gayaanan is typically refered to as guynan or, western name, Kevin. Guynans are very sweet and affectionate. They care a lot and really enjoy helping people. If you date a Gayaanan dont ever let him go cause you wont find someone like that ever again.

A gayaanan is a perfect boyfriend

by orangelime June 5, 2011

Scott Garland

A noob-a-tron-prime 10000 who sucks at cod games and yoda calls him "noob you are" he really really sucks at video games and he is the worst hacker out there and is a cum guzzler, he eats dick all the time which makes him the gayest fag out there and you need the worlds largest telescope to find his dick

Scott Garland is a noob-a-tron-prime 10000

by KDawg56 December 9, 2012

Garland-Kreem

Crack-head, known for dealing "the crack" and for sweating yellow sweat. Hated by many, this individiual is a known felon and should be treated with extreme caution (many=all) Owen shut up.

these "Garland-Kreems" can easily be spotted by their bulging eyes and sweaty armpits.

by Ari Gunnerson May 23, 2003

galang

to ejaculate like a naval cannon when seeing something pleasant.

Jim galanged and knocked Tina into next week!

by John Pattison July 19, 2008