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Shum Gargler

Occurs when a woman of questionable judgment places collected samplings of shum into her mouth, tilts her head back and procedes to gargle said shum for an indeterminate amount of time (generally until vomiting occurs)
Whenever that MILF gets drunk, she turns into a shum gargler!
by Eric the Terrible January 21, 2010
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black gamble

The process of buying marijuana from a shady drug dealer(most commonly african american) in which you do not know the exact quantity or quality of the product(because of the lack of a scale and greed) and there is a highten chance of you getting robbed due to the dealers economic position.
Tom: Bill look at this, i played the black gamble yesterday because my regular guy was out and look at this dank ass shit.
Bill: Lucky, I play last week and the guy robbed me at gun point.
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Oscar Gamble

A women wearing short shorts where the hairy bush hangs outside the shorts looking like when Oscar Gamble was wearing a cape and his Afro hung out
Did you see the "Oscar Gamble" now that girl cant wear a wicked weasel
by Cameltoe slide Rider November 23, 2010
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gamble

A gamble is when you have to fart but your afraid you'll crap your pants. Therefore you just have to take a gamble and wish for the best.
*In an office building*

Joe: Man I gotta fart.

Bill: So fart what's the big deal?

Joe: Yea but I might crap I can sorta feel it.

Bill: Guess your gonna have to take a gamble.
by Doomsday Jesus September 17, 2006
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[cum gargler]

when a girl takes a massive load in the mouth and gargles it like one would with water, only insted of water you get a nice white substance in your mouth and throat.
by mike huntttttttttttttttttt October 10, 2008
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clark gable

pretty much the sexiest guy ever to grace the earth. he will sweep you away with his charm and various skills (in bed of course). he's a super nice, funny, down-to-earth guy that everyone loves. His mustache has its own Facebook page. He is literally the definition of "tall, dark, and handsome." 6'1" and that means big d.
I love my boyfriend; he's totally Clark Gable. Amazing in bed.
by itsnotcarole November 29, 2013
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cock gargler

...a person who likes cock SO much (male or female) that they jam it their mouth every chance they get
"That Jenny is one wild bitch! She always wants to suck my dick. She's a real cock gargler. I think I'll marry her."
by Steven February 26, 2005
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