Garage Trade

Collusion between 2 or more members of a fantasy sports league. Usually taking place after a few beers in the garage and solidified by bumping penises.

Frank gave Cory dick warts in their garage trade, ruining the league and their genitals.

by Fantasy lives matter October 31, 2017

gargery

A fat shlong

Hey i have a Gargery

by Gargery November 3, 2020

Garage Vasectomy

When you put a rubber band around the balls.

"Bradley did you get that girl pregnant"

"No I got a Garage Vasectomy"

by Reedmeister October 20, 2020

Garage Dick

When you are a shower, not a grower, you have a garage Dick.

My man looks small, but when he breaks out that garage Dick you better respect.

by Transcendent Fungi March 13, 2021

Garbagerat

Is a broke bastard who has no concept of what things cost. So they fuck everyone's shit up without thought or remorse.

Why the fuck are you breaking the vent cover in my new truck again, and keep your feet off the dash you fuckin garbagerat

by Frohghead May 3, 2021

garage mirage

When an adult person lives in his or her parent's garage (or basement), and believes that he or she is independent and properly functioning in the real world.

After 10 years of no progress, I had to tell my friend that his life was nothing more than a garage mirage.

by Arnie Grape May 11, 2021

Garage Sailing

The act of going to multiple garage sales, usually involves waking up early on the weekends and bargaining for lower prices on items you can flip on eBay.

I went garage sailing one weekend for a few hours and made over $100 selling that shit online.

by Mel G. July 10, 2022