guitar center

A chain of mega-stores that sell everything even remotely related to guitars, putting out of business those guitar shops that sell real instruments and good equipment where they know your name and let local bands practice in the back room. Inhabited by people who think that by hanging out there or announcing that they will be visiting one of these establishments will make them suddenly popular. Full of overpriced, low-quality instruments and accessories.
Person who calls them self a guitarist even though they've only been playing for three weeks and knows one chord: I'm going to Guitar Center.
Ignorant wannabe: Oh, a guitarist! How immensely cool.
by remy hayes November 26, 2006
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Hair Guitar

The act of fiddling and playing with your privatesoutside of your clothing.
That dude makes me so nervous when he stands around playing hair guitar and then smells his fingers!
by MissGretchenV May 15, 2007
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Scarfs and Guitars

A mildly popular webshow starring two girls named Halle (Ha-LEE) and Sofia. The show name is a tribute to the musical Rent, but also because they call themselves "Cute and Noisy" They talk about popular TV shows, books and Musicals. Very recently they had their first musical performance by a friend.
" Do you watch Scarfs and Guitars?
by Anya Mimi September 5, 2010
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Guitar Sex

When your partner takes an entire guitar up their rectum.
Daniel: Did you hear? Sara and Mike had some mad guitar sex
Michael: Man I wish I was a musician!
by BoiDafaqqq April 16, 2017
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guitar center

The Wal-Mart for musical instruments.It is like a futuristic Arnold Schwarzenegger movie where everyones name has been replaced by a number -- not very personal.

A place where the managers try to rip you off.
Dont buy from guitar center, just look at their ebay feedack rating. Sucky!
by Alfred Rub April 20, 2006
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Guitar God

Hendrix is a Guitar God, he can play better with his teeth than most can play with there hands.
by n dav January 27, 2008
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guitar hero

A game played at Best Buy as a way to pick up chicks who dont realize that no skill from playing the real guitar is required.
At a party where band and drama geeks are present, guitar hero is played along with DDR, soul calibur.
by fsjkfhdj November 11, 2008
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