Grease Wig

When your bald but cant afford a wig so you shave your pubes and put them on your head.

Good ol Larry: Yo did you get a hair transplant?
Good ol Thompson: Nah dude this was a grease wig, Im poor af!

by Good Ol Dude March 14, 2019

Grease Throat

When you eat something greasy and your throat gets coated in grease. When you clear your throat that sound you make is called grease throat.

After eating all that Chinese food I got major Grease Throat.

by Naked Zebra April 1, 2021

Grease Bunnies

Term for a female that prefers dating or having sex with mechanics

"Dude, every since I became certified as a mechanic I've got grease bunnies all over me"

by Zorina August 14, 2021

Grease Pigeon

A disgusting person who does not groom themselves well.

“You disgusting grease pigeon!”

by SoySauce69420 April 29, 2022

Grease Eye

When somebody who you consider greasy (sleezy) begins to stare you down like you did something wrong while your just minding your own business without judging them who you could say alot about.

Jeez, Phil bugs the shit out of me. I had to walk by his place to catch the bus and their he was just laying on his lawn chair with his gut hanging out, giving me the old Grease Eye he normally gives people.

by Penaman June 30, 2008

grease squirrel

A socially akward fool, who is prone to putting a variety lipids (fatty oils) into his/her hair. Beware these grease squirrels they tattle on their friends, and stalk those who do not ward them off when they first meet them. More often than not they have b.o. and like ketchup.

Hey RJ, that grease squirrel thinks he has t1 armor on and wants to have a gun fight with his mayonnaise gun.

That grease squirrel took his hairy sack of potatoes he calls a girlfriend to the park to eat her bloody taco.

I saw that grease squirrel put butter in his hair again, while he was eating a frozen apple pie.

by Letum1984 October 22, 2009

grease release

defecation

-of the extremely messy, viscous variety. resists any but major cleaning attempts, laughs at toilet paper

damn, out of time and i've dunged a grease release!

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009