Grand Chungus

Grand Chungus is Big Chungus' bigger, bigger brother, he is 100 times larger than Big Chungus and also a little taller than the tallest building.

Why is Grand Chungus bigger than Big Chungus by a hundred times?

by Blazer897 January 27, 2019

Grand Theft Auto

the best games ever.

"Vice City is the best GTA game"

by cooj September 15, 2004

Grand Theft Rondo

The act Rajon Rondo commits when he goes to work on the court. Beating LA.

We call that Grand Theft Rondo.

by repnorthside June 15, 2010

Grand Hypocrisy Party

The Grand Hypocrisy Party (GHP) is also known as the Grand Old Party (GOP) or the Republican party also known as the Repugnicant Party. They say one thing and do another. Their stated ideology is completely intellectually inconsistent and filled with hypocrisy.

The Grand Hypocrisy Party says that they believe in small government, yet what they mean is small enough to fit into your bedroom and personal life where they insist on legislating their own narrow minded morality. They say they believe in fiscal discipline, complain about deficit spending, yet advocate tax cuts for the top 2% of the ultra wealthy and yet don't even pretend to offer a way to pay for them. They say they believe in the Constitution yet have acted to undercut the Constitutional rights of the People and advocate amending the Constitution and abolishing Amendments that guarantee people fundamental rights!

by jmspaesq October 30, 2010

Grand Daddy Purple

A clone only strain of marijuana popular in California, especially in the SF bay area. Purple Urkle X Salmon Creek Big Bud. Indica dominant.

Grand Daddy Purple is everywhere, and I'm not complaining!

by Skybwozzzz January 30, 2010

grand daddy purp

a type of weed thats absolutely amazing. its white on the outside because it has so many crystals but when you break it down its purple in the middle

yo that grand daddy purp got me riptarded

by kushganagsta May 5, 2010

Grand Fuck Slam

If we define the bases in sex as:
1 - French
2 - Feel
3 - Finger
4 - Fuck
then it stands to reason that instead of calling it 4th base, we would say a "Home Run" if it happened in one night.

Then, in baseball terms a "Grand Slam" is a "Home Run" that scores 3 additional points or "Runs", it stands to reason that a "Grand Fuck Slam" would be a "Home Run" that scores 3 additional points or "Runs."

In colloquial terms: a Grand Fuck Slam is having sex with the same partner 4 times in one night, where both partners reach their climax each time.

Steven went out one night to a party and brought home the hottest girl and proceeded to have the time of their lives. At 1am they finished the first round; both excited and energetic from the party, all they required was a quick water break before hoppinng back in the sack for a second adventure. 20 minutes later both of them finished and needed a little longer break. After ordering pizza which arrived at 2:15am, the two were horny as can be and had sex again. This time, they spilled the pizza off the bed by accident. Just as Steven was getting ready to fall asleep, his party trophy decided to go down on him for an invitation for a fourth round. Finally, 35 minutes later, both were extremely exhausted and collapsed onto Steven's bed in a puddle of sweat and bodily fluids. The excercise had physically drained both of them to the point of literal exhaustion.

Awakening the next day, Steven found that his girl was gone, but the puddle was still around him in the bed. When he went to do his laundry his roommate accosted him of being loud all night long. "You would be too if you had a Grand Fuck Slam with a girl," he replied.

The roommate said, "I don't even know what that is, but I take it you got laid last night."

"You're damn right I did!" Steven responded, "Four times in one night!"

by humor4fun April 29, 2014