give a flying fuck

A phrase used to emphesize the word fuck

They don't give a flying fuck about me

by xxpiercetheblackveilxc November 17, 2013

give her the malt

Term for the consummation of a sex act. Origin from Andrew Dice Clay (I think).

We had fun last night...I gave her the malt and fell asleep.

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

Give her the Bret Favre

To send an image of your junk to a female via a picture message.

Doug: Dude, remember Paige from the bar last night?
Kevin: Yeah. Did you give her the Bret Favre?
Doug: Of course!
Kevin: Did you remember to use the zoom!

by Shivels March 13, 2011

Give a Dog a Bone

1. Give = Present, feed, hand over, gift
2. Dog = Bitch (Female Dog)
3. Bone = Boner... (Erection)

Math:
Therefore 1+2+3 = Feed a Bitch a Boner

English:
Your about to lay your dick upon a girls mouth, vagina , anus or anyother hole you can find/make...

- CrunkMonk3y "Imma Give a Dog a Bone!!"
- Girl "oooh pick me!"

by CrunkMonk3y January 5, 2012

Give me a fucking break

Used as a substitute for “take it easy pal” or “give it a rest asshole”. It also sounds pretty cool and can spark up some laughter to say it out of the blue. You know how it goes.

Kohl: Kyle let’s go buddy you’re taking for ever
Kyle: Give me a fucking break alright

Or

Kohl: Long time no see Kyle, good to see ya!
Kyle: Give me a fucking break, bro, how’s it going?

by Dr. Malone February 16, 2018

Give me a sniff

To get access to or obtain the privelage of having relations with a beautiful woman. To ask for approval or acceptance from a friend or colleague when obtaining something of personal value or worth.

While sitting at the bar two attractive women approached my friends and I. As they approached, Tyrone asked the tall lady with the apple bottom, "What does it take for a playa like me to get a sniff?"

A business deal is underway and a personal friend of one of the men in the deal enters the room. After hearing what is being discussed, he asks, "give me a sniff" with some of that action.

by JQB Deezy October 17, 2009

Give a friendly

To 'give a friendly' essentailly means to give someone a headjob while they sit in a very comfortable chair. It's a basic act of kindness.

Also known as: 'Giving a friendly', 'making friends' or 'taking the bone on the throne'

Amanda: 'Hey babe, come over tonight for dinner
Steve: 'Nah hun I can't be fucked, I'm pretty tired'
Amanda: 'If you come over I might even give a friendly!'
Steve:'see you in 5'

by Gerald Gunns November 11, 2009