Gender Gifted

Cis people who get upset when they're misgendered on the street

I'm gender gifted because I wear a flannel shirt occasionally and I have a vagina.

by jackintosh11 October 06, 2015

parrot gift

when you pretend to love a gift because you don’t wanna hurt the person’s feelings that you hate it.

Ugh my Aunt gave me a toothbrush for Christmas, that’s such a parrot gift!

by khloerose20 December 23, 2021

robo-gifting

The act of buying large quantities of a usually cheap item to give as unwanted gifts to weary relatives and friends. A robo-gifter also has to keep a spreadsheet or ledger of what gifts they have given and to whom so they don't give the same gift to the same person on different occasions.

I know that I am a victim of robo-gifting, because half of the people that Clara knows got a bottle of hand sanitizer for Christmas, including me!

by draino March 11, 2012

me-gifting

To buy a gift for another, with the intent of heavily using and possibly overtaking the gift. Named in the spirit of re-gifting.

Keith: It's impossible to buy for Sara, she's so picky. I figure I'll buy her a dirtbike, and since she hates motorsports, I get a dirtbike.

Conrad: Ah, me-gifting at it's finest.

by Reckoner7 May 30, 2009

Gift Tard

Someone who buys an excessive amount of gift cards and holds up the checkout line.

Today all I wanted was to order a coffee but this fucking gift tard in front of me was taking forever, so here I am.. no coffee.

by Bwooood May 31, 2019

Gift day

Gist day is when you give your best friend,
Girlfriend or boyfriend a gift

Hey best friend here you go

Best friend: why are you giving me a gift

Because it’s November 25th give aka gift day!!!

by Baby shark 🦈 November 03, 2019

Gift card

An attempt to buy somebody into a line, kind of like a stimulus check.

Someone wanted more people to get in a line, this time a vaccine line, so they started offering everybody a gift card and a donut out of desperation.

by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021