gaynade

When your homosexual sibling takes you and locks you in their room, and tries to make you gay.

I'm gay because my brother gave me a gaynade.

by CamMartians August 28, 2015

Gavin

Cancer

Gavin is killing you

by Racoon83838 March 1, 2019

Gavin George

He is the essence of a white male heterosexual. He is so white, sometimes he hurts my eyes...

"Holy crap! Look at that Gavin George!"

by Pablio Van scresicio chacka don lumbartz January 11, 2004

Fetal Gayness

One who is gay since birth and will never get gear.

Kleenex was inflicted with fetal gayness, a trait often passed down by both mother and father. He will also never get any gear.

by Mark Mendez July 12, 2006

Gaynalbanged

1. A combination of Gay Anal and Banged. Used primarily to describe the pure skill used when killing a person in a video game.

2. A combination of Gay Anal and Banged. Used primarily to describe any other form of skill other than video games.

3. Used to describe the actions of the old man down the street.

1. I just Gaynalbanged that guy with that beast mode quickscope! OWNED!

2. I just Gaynalbanged Jones with my epic Yo momma joke.

3. Mister Rodgers Gaynalbanged that little boy all night long.

by CrazyGamerC August 29, 2010

Gavin West

GREAT GUY BTW HE'S REALLY HOT AND I'D TAP THAT SWEET ASS (and he is not gay )

Gavin West ALSO STILL LOVES HOMANDA (no homo)

by DobbleD December 2, 2016

gayncient

In Gay Culture, once a man turns 30, his sexual and social desirablility decreases to practically nil (except to Daddy Chasers who like their men older) because he has crossed the threshold into "gay old", or "gayncient". This literally occurs overnight.

Many gay men try to circumvent this by lying about their age (usually subtracting anywhere from 2 to 5 years from their actual age) on dating apps like grindr and Scruff, or becoming gym rats. Ironically, gym rats often turn body fascist, dating only men they deem "fit enough".

TWINK: Hey, Stud. How's it going tonight?
ADAM: Great! How about we go back to my place?
TWINK: I thought you'd never ask.

The following week, after Adam's 30th birthday:

ADAM: Hey, you! How've you been?
TWINK: Ugh. Why is this tired old queen talking to me?
ADAM: ...
DADDY CHASER: DADDY!
ADAM: ... OMG, I'm gayncient!

by StSeanoftheKnife June 24, 2017