A human who desires not to think for themselves and needs to use someone elses brain. Lazy and retarded.
Shamika drove to the courthouse that had an address of 689. She parked in front of the building marked 689 and asked a police man walking by "excuse me sir where is the courthouse" The police man replied right in front of you ya forkstaff!
by renden September 11, 2009
Get the forkstaff mug.When a woman pee's in a urinal by holding onto the flushing mechanism, and has two friends who hold onto each leg while she aims and streams her flow.
why did all three girls have to go to the bathroom at the same time? Well becuase there probably in there forkin it!
by Wick Nass February 22, 2011
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When a dick is like a snake tongue and forks at the base so you technically have two penises and can get two girls down on you at the same time
by Claritan_d June 9, 2018
Get the forked dick mug.When a young chap and his friend decide to insert their genitals into a woman's anus and vagina at the same time.
"Hey, where was you sister last night?"
"I'm not sure man, probably getting pork forked like a whore."
"I'm not sure man, probably getting pork forked like a whore."
by super scrotum March 14, 2010
Get the Pork Fork mug.The act of getting a girl or partner on your forearms and screwing her while lifting her up and down like a forklift.
Henry: "Dude, i gave Rebbecca a forearm forklift last night my arms are so soar"
Ben: "damn dude at least you don't need to hit the gym tonight!"
Henry: "Hell yea!"
Ben: "damn dude at least you don't need to hit the gym tonight!"
Henry: "Hell yea!"
by Penguinvibes December 3, 2010
Get the Forearm Forklift mug.Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. Used commonly among teenage girls, and is the true option when one chooses what to be gagged with. None of the spoon nonsense. The original saying is "gag me with a fork".
"Omg, why do they have to start undressing each other before they even get to the bedroom? "
"Yeah, I know, gag me with a fork!"
"Yeah, I know, gag me with a fork!"
by fork18 June 2, 2012
Get the gag me with a fork mug.To lie from the pulpit or otherwise use religion to try to get someone to trust you when you're just bu**s**tting them.
I see all of these televangelists ranting and roaring about Hellfire and damnation, but in many cases I suspect that they are merely speaking in forked tongues because they are just trying to get their viewers to donate money.
by QuacksO August 7, 2019
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