It really can’t be defined but you know it when you feel it. Some say it’s when a man decides to pull out and cum between your buttcheeks and them they offer if you want confectioner sugar sifted on your ass.
by Richard Dangles August 31, 2022
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One who indulges in Anal Penetration
Get your hand off my cock you fuckin' Funnel Basher
by GMPC October 2, 2005
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When your date jerks you off, and you cum into a pan of hot pan of frying oil. The fried cum is served on a plate and dusted with cocaine.
Barbra and Tiffany fought over the leftovers, from the funnel cake special they gave me lat night.
by MaverickAggie April 11, 2023
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A metaphor for punishing someone. The saying suggests one be subjected to being force fed through a large funnel.
House cat: *meows angrily and pees and poops*
Me: Time to get the funnel! (rolling my eyes)
by CP Dogg June 8, 2021
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A sex act popularized in Minnesota, but was invented a woman named Kate in the state of Virginia. The sex act used to be an inside joke in the old Yahoo Pro Wrestling Chat room, but quickly spread to all the regulars who used to chat in the chat room. A man from Minnesota who used to be a regular in that chat room picked up the sex act and popularized it in that state.

The sex act is where A woman puts a funnel cake up her vagina. Her sex partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her vagina.
Dude, I just did the Minnesota Funnel Cake with this girl the other day. I heard about the Minnesota Funnel Cake from some guy from South Minneapolis. As soon as I heard about it, I bought a funnel cake and shoved it up this girl's poontang. Then I ate it out of her. She loved it!
by Ollie Churpuzzi November 7, 2016
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An alternative, pseudo scientific, absurdist, reductionist, descriptive alternative for 'ears' recalling the pure physical and functional properties of a person's dual facial appendages.

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'I say, Charlie. This composition is like aural ambrosia to my noise funnels.'
by xenographer August 9, 2016
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