curteousy flush

When a dump of such great mass is taken, it must be flushed in two or more segments. The first of these flushes is referred to as the curteousy flush.

"Dude you clogged my toilet? Not cool, amigo!"
"Man, you've got some weak plumbing, I gave that shit a curteousy flush and it still couldn't handle me."

by Boba Fett PhD April 20, 2015

phone flush

When you are talking to someone on the phone who decides to relieve themselves while still talking to you. You know because you hear them flush the toilet!

Cindy had the nerve to phone flush me last night! She tried to play it off like she was doing the dishes...but I knew better. I know she phone flushed me.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife January 16, 2009

flustrated

I live in the southeast US. I first started hearing "flustrated" by local speakers a few years ago. It was apparent that the speakers were not using this for comic effect; the speakers were quite angry at the time.

I don't think that it's a combination of flustered and frustrated...just a variant pronounciation of "frustrated". If you look at the examples used by the other contributors on this site, I think that they illustrate the use of this term as "frustrated".

My boss keeps giving me contradictory directions of what he wants. It really gets me flustrated.

by carolina jessamine June 18, 2006

flushlight

(n.) \flush'līt\ A flashlight (usually an LED flashlight) that's so pathetically dim for its size that you just want to viciously throw it at one of those wall-mounted porcelain uranators or into a toliet to watch it explode into hundreds of sharp little bits (the flashlight, not the pisscan or the shitbowl).

{Linda}: Hey Freddy, please go grab me the flashlight so I can see what's making that squeaky noise behind the toliet!!!

{Freddy}: Got it! {click...click...click...} Shit! This fucking thing is a true flushlight if ever there was one! What a PWPOSMF!! It's so fucking dim that you couldn't see the bottom of an empty wastepaperbasket on a sunny day!!!

by Telephony November 6, 2012

flushtown

a modern term for Flushing for teen.

Flushing is an area in queens that consist of mainly asians.

Yo, meet up at Flushtown tonight, iight?

by flushtownhead May 17, 2009

2,000 Dirty Flushes

Ingesting a copious amount of blue food coloring in order to turn ones fecal matter blue with the intent of upperdecking an unsuspecting person. The result is a "blue water effect" in the toilet bowl similar to that of commercial cleaning products.

Lance downed 2 cups of blue food coloring and in 12 hours he's doing the 2,000 dirty flushes on Jaimies toilet. That bitch will think she's getting a clean bowl.... but she's not. Jaimie is a dumb ass.

by lilmissblue August 29, 2010

flush out

v. phrase used by clueless execs who believe it means the same as the consultant-speak term flesh out.

1) "Yeah.... ok. We have some good ideas for the new TPS reports. Now we just need to flush out the details in order to optimize our end-game efficiencies."

2) "Why don't you flush out that idea for our new product while I drive around town in my new Blackwood."

by Blackwoodz May 18, 2005