Fritter

(plural: Fritters)
n) a portmanteau of Friend and Twitter - essentially, a Friend on Twitter.

Likely, this friend is either of the wrong age or lives too far away to be a real life friend, but is someone who you can constantly have tweet-based conversations with.

"So I was talking to one of my fritters the other night..."
"Oh, my best fritter posted this awesome link..."

example_user: Goodnight #fritters! It was good talking to you. I <3 my fritters!

by isthiscanon October 7, 2009

Fratberry

From a profile on the popular ZUG comedy website dating back to 2003:

I work at a college in tech support. Back in 1999 myself and a coworker were making fun of all of the Fruitopia flavors, since that drink was big on campus and Fruitopia machines were everywhere.

He came up with ridiculous names like Apricot Racial Tension.

I came up with one that I thought would be perfect for a college campus: Fratberry. Most people don't get it. Well, we thought it was absolutely brilliant, even making a logo with cherries all around the name.

Basically the name stuck with me because its unique. It doesn't really make any sense and, as a result, I go by JohnnyCache on other boards. The Fratberry name seemed more appropriate here because I knew folks would get the joke. Although I forgot about the whole "I thought you were a chick" thing.

Anyway, its way better than "Raspberry Turd Swirly".

I think.

1: And THAT, gentlemen, is why Fratberry is funnier than you.

2: The one, true, original Fratberry

Not to be confused with Fat Jerry.

by Fratberry March 3, 2011

cunt fritter

some one who is very annoying. To the degree in which you want to stab them in the throat.

Andrew! Stop being such a damn Cunt Fritter!!!

by Mr. Mikel August 19, 2007

fritter

a newly coined term for lazy, stupid, white people.

Man, look at all these crazy fritters here at the fair...and there's a lot of deep fried stuff to eat too.

by mr. whitey October 15, 2012

fritter

pussy The most desirable place on a whore...

ok now who would like to have a bite of nancy's nice hot fritter?

by me..... February 26, 2004

Frater Infinitas

The once, and soon to be again, #1 raiding guild on Blackwing Lair.

"Did you apply to frater infinitas for membership?" "It was weird. I tried to apply on my paladin and they just /ignore'd me."

by eeoo February 11, 2009

fraternity

A fraternity is an association of men, selected in their college days by a democratic process, because of their adherence to common ideals and aspirations. Out of their association arises a personal relationship which makes them unselfishly seek to advance one another in the arts of life and to add to the formal instruction of the college curriculum, the culture, and the character which men acquire by contact with great personalities, or when admitted to partnership in great traditions.A fraternity too is of such character that after men have left college they delight to renew their own youth by continued association with it and to bring their richest experiences back to the younger generation in part payment of the debt which they feel themselves to owe to the fraternity for what is gave them in their formative years.

You will one day work for a fraternity man.

by R. A. Whitten May 9, 2008