ruby fountain

Ruby Fountain is a sexual position in which the female companion squats over the other person's face, allowing her period blood to drip into the other party's mouth, thus creating a fountain of period blood - also known as a Ruby Fountain. This is a practise typically used by lesbians.

Jane: Me and Sarah did the Ruby Fountain today!
Mick: Ew, Gross!

by TheUrbanKid July 19, 2017

bum fountain

when you put mentos up your bum then proceed to butt chug coca cola, then creating a bum fountain

friend 1: i have mentos in my prison wallet and am proceeding to pour coke into my rectal cavity
friend 2: oh no your anus is exploding with coke and a nice menty smell creating a bum fountain

by bumfountain123 December 2, 2019

Fountain of youth

Worse than a corporate scam since its a human scam. There is no fountain of youth, not everybody has the gift of being an eternal child, some people do and some don't. You could convince people that everybody could be that way, but not everybody is good at being charming or childlike and playful, just like any talent, not everybody has it.

People who tell you there's a fountain of youth must think you can't handle the truth.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020

Fountain of Troy

When you are having anal sex and the girls hands are handcuffed to her legs, you then proceed to pull out and splurge on her face while laughing.

Dude I pulled a fountain of troy last night.

by phook March 1, 2010

Fountain Sperm

when a man ejaculates in an upward position to make a puddle surrounding him. The woman would then shoot pennies from her vagina into the puddle of sperm

I gave hookers a fountain sperm the other night.

by Ben and Matteezzy February 24, 2009

Fountain of Olympus

A sex position where one lifts the woman above his head with his arms and drinks her nectar. His feet are two shoulder lengths apart facing East while his arms lifting her towards the sky in honor of the Gods of Mount Olympus.

I don't go to the gym, the Fountain of Olympus keeps me fit.

If she's bored in the sack, summon the Fountain of Olympus.

I dislocated my shoulder trying to drink from the Fountain of Olympus.

by franky2toes October 14, 2011

fudge fountain

N. An especially runny purge session; diarrhea

Man, I gotta go release a fudge fountain worse than Tubgirl!

by DXY! October 27, 2006