foster parents

A person who acts as parent and guardian for a child in place of the child's natural parents but without legally adopting the child

Boy1: I love my foster parants
Boy2: Really? What about your birth parants
Boy1: They abandoned me so I don't care, my foster parents care about me enough to worry to much

by Anai Bloodedge January 26, 2017

foster mum

she's a woman who wanted to help a kid that could have ended up in bad hands. she's caring and loving and wishes you were here own. adopted kids should be so grateful that people wanted to take care of them. they should also be really nice to her because she might have not been able to have her own kids.

shane: here's a poor little kid nobody wants to adopted that's sad
foster mum: I'm going to love her so much, and hope she tures out like me
foster mum: I'm kindheated and not judgemetal

by Yananai September 30, 2017

Fotheringham

The act of vomiting on someone elses ceiling at a party

Jack: Yo, will just done a Fotheringham on your ceiling!
John: That utter Thundercunt

by Thundercunt#712 June 9, 2018

fysher

A white guy with blonde hair and no butt, he’s also a cat guy and he has a nice body, he sometimes will make u mad and he might make u feel stupid sometimes but he’s a good friento have an feel sad. If you ever leave him you will miss him a lot

Fysher is a good friend

by Megustachicolate June 30, 2018

Fisherman’s Knob

A penis that has not been washed for days and after multiple sexual encounters with various women with questionable hygienic standards.

After being strung out for over two weeks, Carl finally sobered up to find his penis stuck to his inner thigh and the repugnant odor of a fisherman’s knob.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018

fisherman’s discount

When your friend gives you free food/merchandise at their place of employment.

I went to Arby’s and saw Lance working in the back, so I made sure to ask for the fisherman’s discount.

by thegregoreo September 17, 2019

Foster Daddy

When a man sleeps with women, then the women leave him to marry another man.

All these women with Jeff leave him and find their forever homes. Seems like Jeff is just a foster daddy.

by Punker1977 December 4, 2019