FORD

Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge
Never buy one they will always fail you. Don't be a fanboy be a smart man.

Damn my Ford is broke again.

Jack: Found your truck on the side of the road.
Jessie: Yeah Its a Ford it what they are known for!
Ford's are a horrid car brand that are usually in need of as much fixing as possible.
Ford Mustangs are the crowd's worst nightmare.
RUN A MUSTANG!
Fuck should've bought a Chevy, these Fords suck!

by CoffeeBling June 3, 2018

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Forded

To make a pile of money off of other people, particularly when damaging said people in the process. Similar but more morally dubious than pyramid scheme due to the targeting of a single person for damage, garnering the money from crowdfunding. (see also sarkeesing, quinning.)

Person 1: "How can you afford all these new front doors?"
Person 2: "Oh, I totally forded some cis male scum."

by notyourordinarynomdeplume October 5, 2018

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It's a Ford

A phrase to be used when something goes wrong with a car. Generally said when speaking about a Ford vehicle, but not necessarily.

Jake: *noticing Will's side mirror is halfway broken off*
"Hey man, what happened to your mirror?"
Will: "Well...It's a Ford."

Greg: *bumps the passenger door, door proceeds to fall off*
"Damn. I guess it's a Ford."

by OneWithDarkness December 24, 2008

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ford

Adjective
Used to describe a woman of loose moral standards/ a slutty whore.

Derived from ford escort.

That disgusting orange yoke over there is dressed so sluttily, what a total ford!

by snifflemonster August 25, 2011

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Fording

When an older man flirts with a younger girl and gets no where.

Common example when a senior flirts with a freshmen and gets rejected. (In High school)

Hey Mitch is johnny fording again?

Yup that man is never gonna get laid

by Goatsmilk November 11, 2009

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Sam Forded

The term “Sam Forded” is a kind of male who prowls on innocent girls (usually blonde). To be Sam Forded is to be emotionally abused, tricked, lied to repetitively and hurt. It is a male who will push whatever limits he feels necessary to throw his dick into the freshest meat or the blondest bimbo who won’t question him that he can find. If this person sees a weakness, he will use it to his advantage. It is being tricked into believing he’s a decent individual. Legend has it that to this day, you may still see the original Sam Ford in local bars in the central California Coast area trying to take advantage of whomever he sees susceptible to his lies and abuse.

"I can't believe John would do this to me, he told me he'd only be with me!" "Darn girl, you got Sam Forded..."

by Crouchingtiger88 April 30, 2014

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