felch burglar

Someone who steals felch from a gay man's ass; by either licking or sucking the orifice dry. Afterwards, the thief gargles the felch until regurgitating it back into the orifice, only to steal it again.

That felch burglar is stealing it again!

by LoneRanger September 21, 2006

fleck

a substitute for the word fuck on boards that are moderatedand now used in everyday life.
Originated on the Ebay Australia Powersellers Board by Indicolina

Created by fleckin nowuccas
Get Flecked
Fleck Off
Fleck you
Fleck Me
Fleckwit
The Flecker Fairy

by CarlaJ July 18, 2007

felching session

A felching session is the act of either ejaculating into your partners rectum, then using a straw to suck it out, or, sticking a gerbil in your partners ass.

I took part in a felching session, now my farts are all bubbly.

by 2nd Seal November 24, 2003

Pony Felcher

The act of fleching a pony, i.e. performing anal sex on one to completion and then retrieving the semen for oral ingestion, with or without a straw.

Joseph Rakofsky isn't always a pony felcher, but when he is, he prefers dos pajitas.

by not_seu June 27, 2011

flecky

To go into an uncontrolled rage. Losing ones temper.
Often used in the context "Take a flecky".

After being warned once, and then again about my bad behaviour in class, the teacher took a flecky and threw the wooden chalkboard duster at me!

by scottsflecky February 26, 2010

felcher

Birmingham, circa 1994.
Became a nickname to which I have been cursed, not due to my practising said 'art', but through an innocent mispronounciation of my surname. I'm stuck with it.

Man: (at door of concert): "I've come to see Chris..."
Woman: (on door) "Chris who?"
Man: "Erm... Chris.... Felcher??"

by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

felch diva

A female that enjoys felching and exhibits a diva-like attitude.

Tabatha, you've been felching all day long and your such a bitch. You're such a felch diva.

by Robert Fitzpatrick May 4, 2004