doggy firehose

when u stick it in the wrong hole then she pees on u and u pee on her

i stuck it in the wrong one and we doggy firehosed

by qwesxdfcvghesxcfhg March 8, 2019

Spicy Firehole

When the significant other knowingly eats spicy food. Takes a dump and proceeds to have anal sex with their partner burning the penis.

My boyfriend loves anal sex. I think I'll eat Jalapeno's and Carolina Reapers for a spicy firehole tonight.

by Suuuewooloo January 18, 2020

Tijuana firehose

Set a girls boobs on fire, then titty fu*k her while peeing

Im going to to give this hoodrat a "Tijuana firehose "!!

by Illanoize March 23, 2021

Asshole fireants

to describe the feeling of your asshole when bumping meth.

Man I have the asshole fireants after that bump.

by BDBD14 October 9, 2021

Badajoz Firehose

During coitus, when you ejaculate and urinate simultaneously.

I gave her the Badajoz Firehose last night!

by RoundenBrown October 15, 2021

improvised firearms

like a gun it is a weapon that fires a bullet with explosive pressure out of a barrel, typically using a trigger system.
the differences from a regular firearm is how it is made, and what it is made from.
like snowflakes they are always different, with different metals and inconsistent design.
they usually are single shot reloadables, have simple designs, and are unsafe.
sometimes they are inspired and built from parts of other weapons like the ak-47.

police officer 1: we found a stockpile of improvised firearms during a raid?
officer 2: are they functional?
officer 1: no they are not.

by roricat1 December 1, 2021

Alaskan Firehole

When you just had Mexican night last night, and the next morning you gotta take a shit in a cold outhouse for whatever reason, causing a cold, spicy shit fiesta.

“Dude how was your camping trip?”
“It was ok, but the shitty part was Wednesday morning, I had to go through an Alaskan firehole.”
“Ohhhhh that sucks”

by Raw the dawg April 1, 2022