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Fig Newton

A FIG is a pear shaped fruit with sweet dark flesh and many seeds. NEWTON, John is the man who wrote Amazing Grace. Do your research. Quit being so ignorant. John Newton was a proclaimed Christian after being a captain of slave ships. I won't go into history of him becoming a slave...etc...etc... you need to do it. Rise above ignorance. It is not just black and white. It is more than that. Pick up a BOOK and pass the DROW.
by Gentile22,, July 19, 2016
mugGet the Fig Newtonmug.

The Fig

Outfit composed of sweatpants and a polo
Newtons swagged out in the Fig ,maan!
by I_am_Camry July 14, 2023
mugGet the The Figmug.

Fig fart

To eat a fig and fart
by HeH2028 September 27, 2022
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Fig the wig

angry woman who is on her period
my wife today went fig the wig mode
by randomreddituser January 1, 2023
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Fig

The worst slur of all slurs. A derogatory term for someone of a lower social class/stature of yourself.
Glenda is a stupid fig!”
“What did you say???”
by janabsjajabvs August 25, 2021
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Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner
"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"
by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021
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picking her fig

pulling on a woman’s tampon string in order to elicit a verbal response
“yo, did you hear about kevin and amber? he was picking her fig last night while she was asleep.”
by figpickin March 4, 2022
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