Fig Newts

"Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself

"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"

-RORY

"Fig Newts"

-PAM

by *PJP* October 31, 2011

Fig Tree

Noun

1. A type of tree that grows figs
2. A compassionate team of therapists and mental health professionals who are ready to assist you. :)

-I feel down tomorrow.- Let's Fig Tree you up!

by Youdeserveallofit November 24, 2021

rotten fig

When you leave a fig too long and it goes off and it has bacteria.

The rotten figs smell like poo.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

Fairy figging

When you want to get figged but you don't have a ginger root, so you have your partner dip your but plug in ground ginger. You can also make a game of it and blow ginger powder in each other's anuses instead.

We didn't have time to go shopping for ginger root, so we did some fairy figging instead.

by Maddie_In_Rope January 20, 2024

fig socks

figgy socky :3 silly silly sock fig

I love you fig socks :3

by pinocchiop biggest fan December 20, 2022

Fig the wig

angry woman who is on her period

my wife today went fig the wig mode

by randomreddituser January 1, 2023

Fig

Fig is a name given to only the most baddest bitch around. She wont put up with anyone's shit and isnt afraid to tell you how it is. She's sexy, intelligent and confidence. Despite being slightly intimidating she also has a lot of love to give and only wants the best for other people. Fig is a ride or die friend.

" want to know a girl who only takes em big?"
"Oh shit. I know that girl, they call her Fig"

by I'm dat bitch February 27, 2019