A condition that sets in soon after a male is agitated with, saddened by, and/or ignored by a female that they are attracted to in some way. It is most commonly a feeling of displacement or emotional pain in the form of thoughts about the occurence with said female.
Note: This disorder affects nearly 100% of men, especially adolescent men.
Note: This disorder affects nearly 100% of men, especially adolescent men.
Root words: Female + confusion
Charlie: "Dude, how'd it go with trying to get Katie to go out with you?"
Russ: "Not good actually... ya know, I think I'm starting to come down with Femconitous."
Charlie: "Dude, how'd it go with trying to get Katie to go out with you?"
Russ: "Not good actually... ya know, I think I'm starting to come down with Femconitous."
by Icould B. Adonofdamob May 14, 2009
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by Zach T. Radass January 8, 2023
Get the Femboy Hooters mug.The femme-gooch is exactly what it says on the tin: the lady's perineum, the female gooch.
The femme-gooch is considerably smaller than the man gooch, but no less important.
The femme-gooch is considerably smaller than the man gooch, but no less important.
I have been riding this horse all day, and boy does my femme gooch hurt!
When I set about losing my virginity, I couldn't find the target zone, and instead impacted the femme gooch.
When I set about losing my virginity, I couldn't find the target zone, and instead impacted the femme gooch.
by - TL - December 14, 2009
Get the Femme Gooch mug.A 3 piece punk-folk-rock-band from Milwaukee. Relatively well known to generation X-ers for their college anthems ("Add it Up" "Blister in the Sun" "Kiss Off" "Gimme the Car").
They consist of Gordon Gano (Vocals, Guitar) Victor DeLorenzo (Drums, back up vocals) & Brian Ritchie (insane bass guitar, back up vocals - some lead).
One of the greatest bands of the last 20 years, and definitely the best live act still touring today.
Unfortunately, a lot of their catalogue has been overshadowed by their #1 hit "blister in the sun" - one of their lesser tracks, but one that had an infectious refrain which caught the attention of the mass consciousness.
They've had a few revivals (or just off mainstream revivals) over the years. "American Music" was a big hit from "Why do birds sing", "Blister in the Sun" is a movie soundtrack favourite and Ethan Hawke covered "Add it Up" in Reality Bytes.
Tragically, a mini-thesis could be written on how the usage of the song "Add it Up" (and the censoring of it) within Reality Bytes represented exactly what was lacking in the movie.
Still, there are few bands with more quotable songs - and fewer bands with more rabid fans.
Trivia: Even if you haven't heard of the femmes, chances are you've heard Gordon play - as the guitarist for the Law & Order theme.
They consist of Gordon Gano (Vocals, Guitar) Victor DeLorenzo (Drums, back up vocals) & Brian Ritchie (insane bass guitar, back up vocals - some lead).
One of the greatest bands of the last 20 years, and definitely the best live act still touring today.
Unfortunately, a lot of their catalogue has been overshadowed by their #1 hit "blister in the sun" - one of their lesser tracks, but one that had an infectious refrain which caught the attention of the mass consciousness.
They've had a few revivals (or just off mainstream revivals) over the years. "American Music" was a big hit from "Why do birds sing", "Blister in the Sun" is a movie soundtrack favourite and Ethan Hawke covered "Add it Up" in Reality Bytes.
Tragically, a mini-thesis could be written on how the usage of the song "Add it Up" (and the censoring of it) within Reality Bytes represented exactly what was lacking in the movie.
Still, there are few bands with more quotable songs - and fewer bands with more rabid fans.
Trivia: Even if you haven't heard of the femmes, chances are you've heard Gordon play - as the guitarist for the Law & Order theme.
1
"Add it up"
Why can't I get just one fuck?
Why can't I get just one fuck?
guess it's got somethin' to do with luck
but I've waited my whole life for just one....
2
"Hallowed Ground"
Everyone's trying to decide
where to go when there's no place to hide
I follow the bombs as they're coming down
this must have been, hallowed ground.
3
"American Music"
did you do too many drugs?
I did too many drugs
did you do too many drugs, too?
baby...
"Add it up"
Why can't I get just one fuck?
Why can't I get just one fuck?
guess it's got somethin' to do with luck
but I've waited my whole life for just one....
2
"Hallowed Ground"
Everyone's trying to decide
where to go when there's no place to hide
I follow the bombs as they're coming down
this must have been, hallowed ground.
3
"American Music"
did you do too many drugs?
I did too many drugs
did you do too many drugs, too?
baby...
by dtrax May 20, 2005
Get the Violent Femmes mug.possibly one of the raddest bands in past 20 years, definately my favorite band since ac/dc, i know theyre like completely different but they both my favs. most ppl no thm for the song blister in the sun but they have far better songs, tho that song is good too.
by ridin' my green bike September 26, 2005
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