feltcher

Man who performs anal intercourse and then inserts a straw into the anus and sucks it back out.

One who is a feltcher and feltches.

by Ass fucker September 18, 2003

felch tube monkey

A fag that swings from ass hole to ass hole with a straw suckling cum

You felch tube monkey

by Imperial wiz March 29, 2015

flying feathered rats

Pigeons of Seagulls that are scavengers either scronging for food that is left behind or rummage thru trash bins for food scraps.

Man! look at that old lady at the parking lot feeding breadcrumbs to those flying feathered rats!!

by BruinKiller3469 May 20, 2009

Feltch

The extraction of manjuices from the rectum of your sexual partner, commonly removed with a straw then savoring the flavor with your sexual partner with a long passionate kiss.

Mike gasped as his lover Swooop began to feltch him. He used the golden straw that was passed down to him from his great grandfather Hash. The family line was proven to be strong as they tongue kissed passionately throughout the night.

by InsertCoin April 27, 2005

felch

The oral retrieval of semen from an anus or vagina

Leanne M likes to felch dogs

by Stephanie F***** August 3, 2004

midget felching

The sport, or art, depending on your affiliation, of inserting live human midgets into your ass for the express purpose of sexual gratification.

Did you see the size of that little colored midget that SheikEric felched last night?

by chance June 19, 2003

ass felching

Ass felching is the act of ejaculating into the ass of a woman (or man) and then sucking the semen back out of the anal cavity.

"I plowed my lady in the butt and then proceeded by ass felching my liquid love"

by Born to Felch September 4, 2008