e-failure

Someone who fails hard, and often on the internets. Often a failure in real life, also.

Spark is very much an e-failure as he often tries to create pitiful jokes and gets pwned by noobs on XBL and on IRC.

by Adieu12345 April 19, 2008

Post-Failed Sex Disorder

PFSD-A Severe Anxiety Disorder that comes upon oneself after her or she fails to have successful sex with someone, PFSD tends to be more common in males than females due to ED.

Bob went through some extreme Post-Failed Sex disorder after failing to "Get it up" while attempting to have sex with his girlfriend.

by Nross December 1, 2011

Twitter Failure

1.) A term for someone who rarely ever Tweets on their Twitter account.
2.) Some who has had a Twitter for over a year & has yet to pass 500 tweets.

Sam: @randomname has been on Twitter for a while & has only Tweeted 25 times.

Jill: @randomname is a total Twitter Failure!

by MissCin101 December 9, 2011

upload failed

When urbandictionary doesn't like your pronunciation of a word, but wants to be nice about it.

"Upload Failed"

by Pehnus June 8, 2016

cathedral of failure

A monumental failure of biblical proportions

Look at this. It's a cathedral of failure.

by Cerros November 1, 2010

Sense of Humour Failure Face

When someone has taken a joke the wrong way and their expression on their face is all you need to confirm this. This can also be applied when due to being in public (e.g. live TV or in front of friends) they can't say they are annoyed but they can't hide it from their facial expression.

Husband - 'You know your that dress looks a bit tight for you darling'
Wife - (Sense of Humour Failure Face) '....'
Husband - 'Is that my phone ringing upstairs... I'm just going to check' (runs away)

by Maxctran May 26, 2016

Joe Van Falier

Joe VF is a straight up overwatch loving nerd - in a good way. He plays ps4 24/7. He has a 77 inch Pp but doesn't know how to interact with bitches. Joe has blonde hair and blue eyes, but isnt a nazi. Joe doesn't swear and gets peng grades in school. Joe is below average height but could easily knock anyone out with his karate skills. Joe has eyebrow game for days.

Joe van falier is epic, I love his girth and charisma

by Joevanfalier December 10, 2019