fartable farter

someone who can fart on demand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He sure is a fartable farter he farted when someone said fart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffart

by bread infection December 5, 2009

fapterrupt

To interrupt someone while they are fapping

I was in my room having some alone time until my roommate walked in and fapterrupted me.

by OskiBear May 10, 2007

Faster Horses

A multiple day music festival where countless rednecks and wanna be country girls gather in order to get wasted and take photos while country plays in the background.

Hey man I drove my lifted Chevy to faster horses and wore my favorite confederate flag shirt for a week straight.

by Havejjxbannsk June 12, 2016

Faternity

A society at American universities for obese cunts.

Hey, Tyler. How's it going, big guy?

I'm great, Crawford. How about you?

I'm really great man, I'm off to the faternity tonight. You should come join. It's a great set of guys, all of whom are larger than life. Just like us. How about it, dude?

Sounds great, man. See you there...

by Bayesoir December 30, 2019

Fanny farter

A person who farts into another person's anus, causing the first fart to amalgamate with the recipient's fart creating a mixture of the two farts.

He is such a fanny farter. He just can't keep his anus to himself.

by anonymous July 4, 2017

Happily Ever Fapter

The feeling you get after fapping to your favorite fetish.

Man, I just wanked to Asian porn. I feel happily ever fapter.

by Homonopoly champ July 29, 2011

fafter

fafter is someone who has no ball sack

what a goddam fafter that george lucas is for not letting natalie show her erect nipples in her star wars outfits

by barry handler August 17, 2003