facekicker

A person who has kicked you in the face.

"You kicked me in the face, you fucking facekicker!"

by kyarorain December 9, 2008

fakinidiodica

The process of having sex with a dirty dirty whore. See whore or STD

U just pulled a fukinidiotica

by Dabateed April 14, 2004

Farkiss

Yet another substitute for potentially offensive words. Can be used in many various situations for many various words.

Sally: "Oh, my GOD!"
John: "What?"
Sally: "Your baby has just been decapitated by a semi!"
John: "...Well, farkiss."

"Holy farkiss, is that a child or a mutant squirrel?"

by Kyley Jo August 21, 2007

facekick

The act of using a T-Mobile Sidekick 3, LX, SLIDE or ID to access Facebook mobile.

Known for its' addictive effects. When linked to an e-mail, the Sidekick user will receive notification when anything having to do with your Facebook page occurs.

Kyle: "OH MY GOD! LOOK AT WHAT SHE WROTE ON MY WALL!!!"

Miranda: "You better facekick something back to that bitch so she's knows what's really good!!!

by Kyle Hizzie December 12, 2007

Fakial hair

A fake beard/and or moustache

Why am I always getting roles in plays that require me to wear fakial hair?

by Kizmitt July 8, 2009

fakidding

To talk with jest or deal jokingly. Short for fucking kidding.

Are you fakidding me? Seriously? Are you fakidding me?

by ArmHairMan March 25, 2010

Faecication

The act of excreting. passing 'waste' or defecating

John: "Lets go Jake,"
Jake: "Sorry John, but I need to faecicate after eating all those dim sims."

Or

Kyle: "After faecication, hands must be washed to remain sanitary."

by Currymuncher14 June 27, 2011