Au Fossorial

Pretentious Expression for Gold Digger

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by Count Shillitoe July 13, 2018

Ganthropic fondonifilitis

Something to say to make a person feel sympathy for you or to get out of something you have to do. (If they ask what it means just say your chest was smaller than normal when you were born and you have a hard time lifting things)

No I can’t I have Ganthropic fondonifilitis.

Whats that ?

My chest was smaller than average at birth and I have a hard time lifting things im sorry I can’t help you move your stuff.

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Dirty Fonsea

When you ask so many people for feet pics but no one gives them to you so you jack off you your own feet

Man I was so desperate I did a “Dirty Fonsea”

by Profesor Very Smart November 12, 2020

Kris Folsom

The act of masterbating at work in the bathroom.

Zach: Hey bro! Why did you lose your job today?
Conner: because I totally got caught trying to Kris Folsom!
Zach: Thats fucked up!

by Bluedevil84 August 16, 2021

Gonçalo fonseca

Is a very sexy 😽

That guy is so Gonçalo Fonseca

by Jon mama November 22, 2021

Sarath Fonseka

A war criminal

Example 1: he’s a war criminal he’s a Sarath Fonseka!

by TamilWarriror March 29, 2024

off the fonto

Crazy. Off the wall. Nuts.

“That recipe was off the fonto.”

by SugarBaby4321 May 5, 2018