Flower Stomper

The female equivalent to Cock Block

Brittany, stop preventing me from flirting with that dude. You're being a "Flower Stomper".

by MadWoman4 March 17, 2018

Ass in flowers

It's the saying to be used when somebody claims that solved some problem. You approach their solution and find a mistake or omission of taking into account a pivotal issue.

Ass in flowers! You've omitted a minus sign.

by wingedhippo December 28, 2020

flower food

(metaphorically) dead, not longer alive, buried

She's dead, Mike. She's never gonna come back. She's feeding worms. She's flower food.

by Alexander Pup September 22, 2008

Sour flower

A vagina that is hot , sweaty, and smells like tuna.

I met up with a girlfriend after work yesterday and she made me have a sour flower! I rushed home and brushed my tounge to get rid of my tuna breathe.

by Raznhell2442 April 17, 2015

bologna flower

Genitals, primarily in reference to the female sex organs. Derived from shape, texture, and smell of the vaginals lips.

If there's anything I hate, it's a smelly bologna flower.

by Dr. Zimmerman June 26, 2006

flower on the wall

When someone just faces in the background. Kinda like old wallpaper that has flowers. It is there but you do not notice it.

He is a flower on the wall, I did not notice he was there.

by wooo!123 February 10, 2016

Spine Flower

The brain obviously. For Republicans, it is normally a spine weed.

"Whoa dude, that guy was using his spine flower when he aced his finals"

by MaliceAlyce April 14, 2010