Mustard flower

In an instant where you crack an egg just the yolk onto someone's butthole and then pop the yolk leaving a yellow flower shaped puddle

Or when someone has their hole pounded into Oblivion and bloody semen leak from their hole that resembles mustard

I plunged my meat so far into his hole that I left him a mustard flower

by Steven VanShaft December 13, 2018

flower of scotland

the unofficial but definitely should be the official national anthem of Scotland. potentially the most patriotic song to come out of Scotland. go on youtube and check out the videos of 'soccer' or rugby stadiums singing it - its the best

*in a Scottish accent* today we are going to learn 'Flower of Scotland'

by scottishnotbritish April 13, 2022

Ass in flowers

It's the saying to be used when somebody claims that solved some problem. You approach their solution and find a mistake or omission of taking into account a pivotal issue.

Ass in flowers! You've omitted a minus sign.

by wingedhippo December 28, 2020

Flower tower

When you lube up sunflower seeds with Vaseline and stick them into the urethra of an erect penis.

Why isn’t Paul at work? Oh, he had to go to the doctor because he gave himself the old flower tower last night.

by E.Haff July 15, 2022

Spine Flower

The brain obviously. For Republicans, it is normally a spine weed.

"Whoa dude, that guy was using his spine flower when he aced his finals"

by MaliceAlyce April 14, 2010

bologna flower

Genitals, primarily in reference to the female sex organs. Derived from shape, texture, and smell of the vaginals lips.

If there's anything I hate, it's a smelly bologna flower.

by Dr. Zimmerman June 27, 2006

flower on the wall

When someone just faces in the background. Kinda like old wallpaper that has flowers. It is there but you do not notice it.

He is a flower on the wall, I did not notice he was there.

by wooo!123 September 21, 2016