Hey dude, don’t talk to Payton, he’s a freshman feaster.
Thats their third freshman of the year, what a freshman feaster. 🤦🏻 ♀️
Thats their third freshman of the year, what a freshman feaster. 🤦🏻 ♀️
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Get the Freshman Feaster mug."Hey, we have a basketball game tonight at 6."
"Oh...is that in the morning or afternoon?"
"I lost my wallet."
"Oh. Do you know where it is?"
These are common examples of frequent brain farters.
"Oh...is that in the morning or afternoon?"
"I lost my wallet."
"Oh. Do you know where it is?"
These are common examples of frequent brain farters.
by Smurfanator February 7, 2010
Get the Frequent Brain Farter mug.Tongue Punching Spooky Farters is when a ghost hunter(s) attempt to forcibly summon filthy spectres by deeply rimming the entrance to the shadow realm.
If successful, a sex ghost should appear and unleash it’s gooey ectoplasm directly on to the tongue puncher’s face. If multiple shag spirits become aroused this can result in what is known as a Phantom Splooge Bukkake Gangbang.
Can also be used as an alternative to the term ‘being on a hiding to nothing’: be unlikely to succeed, or be unlikely to gain much advantage if one does.
If successful, a sex ghost should appear and unleash it’s gooey ectoplasm directly on to the tongue puncher’s face. If multiple shag spirits become aroused this can result in what is known as a Phantom Splooge Bukkake Gangbang.
Can also be used as an alternative to the term ‘being on a hiding to nothing’: be unlikely to succeed, or be unlikely to gain much advantage if one does.
by elvi888 January 13, 2023
Get the Tongue punching spooky farters mug.by Aron S February 23, 2009
Get the Dust Farter mug.Whilst receiving a good and proper skullie, it occurred to me that this was a fine time to introduce her to my "Filthy Uncle Fester". I gave her the old reach-around and pulled a fine example of last Tuesday's meal from her behind whereby I tactfully smeared it across her upper lip while my exploding fecal deposit caused roiling, brown toilet water to splash upon her chin.
by Gapingredgroovie January 3, 2009
Get the Filthy Uncle Fester mug.When a tiny mini snowman-looking poop comes from his hill and against his own will Out of your anus. Hopefully it's not too wet.
"I thought i was just farting, but... WOW! Out pops my little dingle berry Friend!" Dingle berry farter
by I am who you think I am. October 12, 2011
Get the Dingle berry farter mug.The act of one person using their toungue to lick another ones bum hole, can be used as a one liner in the same contents as "kiss my arse" Like such "toungue my farter"
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