A number associated with the richness of flatulence. A number 2 rating is average and might be mistaken for "forgetting to take the garbage out" A number 4 rating will typically clear out a medium sized room while a number 8 is a serious combustion and explosion hazard.
Arthur, at any party could always be counted on to rip one with a number 4 fartane rating. People who knew him well would always reply with a blessed be the fruit right before they made their exit.
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Farts that smell really bad( like dead animal in the sun bad). This is caused by eating Taco Bell, or any other Mexican food.
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Eating Mexican food before a flight might cause the TSA to refuse you the right to fly.
Mexican food on your wedding day is a bad idea(unless you want clear the place out fast).
Mexican food before church makes you sit in your own pew. This will make the every baby in the crying room cry and the parents wounder who did it.
Eating Mexican food before a movie will cause a riot in the movie theater when a fart is released.
Eating Mexican food before a flight might cause the TSA to refuse you the right to fly.
Mexican food on your wedding day is a bad idea(unless you want clear the place out fast).
Mexican food before church makes you sit in your own pew. This will make the every baby in the crying room cry and the parents wounder who did it.
Eating Mexican food before a movie will cause a riot in the movie theater when a fart is released.
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My sister had a blonde fart while watching the news during a recent family dinner. The tv reporter said that "9 Brazilian men had died in an explosion." My sister turned to me and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"
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Protein farts are the result of supplements for the body, alcohol farts are the result of the body rejecting toxins after serving their purpose of good buzzes and drunk stooperness.
Protein farts are the result of supplements for the body, alcohol farts are the result of the body rejecting toxins after serving their purpose of good buzzes and drunk stooperness.
Damn, I got my drink on last night, now I have the nasty alcohol farts. Can’t wait to burn Betty’s nose hairs with the next one!
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From his earliest youth my father demonstrated an innate talent for Morse farting for which he was, much later in his long and charmed life, eventually formally recognized for his feats of brilliant farting.
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