Midnight Express

1. Movie directed by Alan Parker in 1978, loosely speaking about the real-life experiences of young American hashish smuggler Billy Hayes in a Turkish prison. Starring Brad Davis and John Hurt. Script by Oliver Stone.

2. To escape from prison or some other aversive situation. Reference taken from Parker's movie.

Midnight Express had six nominations for Academy Awards and won two of them.

I had to catch the midnight express out of boarding school.

by Fearman May 24, 2008

.50 Action Express

Big handgun cartridge a half inch in diameter (12.7mm). Designed by Evan Whildin of Action Arms to be chambered in Magnum Research's massive Desert Eagle pistol. The case has a rebated rim, which makes it function better in semi-automatic pistols than rimmed cases, which are traditionally used in revolvers. A 300 gr. bullet from a 6" barrel of the DE has a velocity of 1,500 fps with 1,600 ft lb of forces, making it extremely overpowered for self defense against a human target.

Dispite its unpractical use for self defense, the .50 AE is frequently depicted from Hollywood films to video games due to the eye appeal of the Desert Eagle pistol. In real life, the .50AE is primarily used in target shooting for those who get a kick out of shooting big bore handguns. It is also a great handgun hunting cartridge for semi-auto enthuiasts. Some might be crazy enough to use the cartridge for self or home defense due to the Desert Eagle's frequent portrayal in the media.

The .50 Action Express Desert Eagle is a big bad mfin' handgun.

by WALTHERMAN March 25, 2010

hot mess express

defining a set or sets of women that have nothing going for them...the leader of a group that has no restriction to what she wears or how she carries herself...

"Seriously, did you see Lisa Hopper...such a hot mess express..."

by Hlove.B.I.C September 20, 2009

URBAN EXPRESSIONISM

A simplistic yet profound artistic style, and movement, in Art which speaks with the deliberate position of using art as a communicative tool. It is an art-form in which art and communication could reasonably merge and become one flesh; through the use of flowing brushstrokes, markings, words, text, signs, and symbols

Did you see that painting in the other gallery? It had that way cool and urban flow style with the words and symbols in it? It looks simple but it makes you think Is it Jean-Micheli Basquiat? Not, it is URBAN EXPRESSIONISM

by Dune-Micheli Patten July 2, 2007

blackout express

When you reach the point of drunken oblivion upon which there is no return. Riding on this train means you are near blacked out and will be within minutes. Only the best of the best avoid a trip to the hospital.

I'm riding the blackout express right now; next stop, the bathroom floor.

by Sweet Dude Whit May 25, 2009

The Polar Express

When a condom is slid onto a cylindrical object such as a dildo, cucumber, ect and then placed in a freezer until the condom is frozen stiff. (The use of popsicals is also permitted)

You can either attempt to put the condom on your penis however this is not recommended, think "tongue to frozen flag pole" or leave the condom on the cylindrical object and attempt to slide the frozen condom into a woman's vagina while making the "choo choo!" sound.

She kept complaining how hot it was in the room when we were having sex, so I told her to put her hands over her eyes, and play with herself for a second until I came back.

I left the room and pulled a Popsicle out of the freezer, and shoved the Popsicle in her vagina, shouting "choo choo bitch" I totally ran The Polar Express!

by Nerdious March 30, 2009

Hobo Expresso

When one individual licks the asshole of another human being, usually in the morning.

Good Morning...now roll over and I'll give you a hobo expresso.

by Disturbed1 November 3, 2004