by Sleep well tonight;) March 27, 2017

This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.
Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten
by tacocat backwards October 20, 2018

John: "Bro, whats taking you so long in there? And why do I smell curry?"
Mike: "Give me a minute, man. Just gotta Explode & Reload."
Mike: "Give me a minute, man. Just gotta Explode & Reload."
by Clinch500 January 19, 2021

If someone's head did that when you stared at them, especially the head of an enemy, there would actually be something you could associate with pleasure from staring at someone.
The narcissist's head did not explode when her enemies stared at her. She had a face only a mother could love, yet she was the kind of person to think everybody else took great pleasure in staring at her because they loved her face too, with all it's wholesome qualities and innocence.
by Solid Mantis February 4, 2021

by PAFZ October 21, 2018
