expelliarmussed

A. The state of having been subjected to the "expelliarmus" spell. (from the popular book series "Harry Potter")

B. To be in a complete state of disarray, disarmed of all mental prowess, having been subjected to an overwhelming defeat - or having undergone a rigorous or lengthy trial.

C. Past tense of "Expelliarmus"

man, every time harry potter faces someone, they inevitably end up expelliarmussed.

After working all day, and then going to see the midnight release of that movie - I'm all expelliarmussed out.

I expelliarmussed him SO HARD! You should have seen his face, ho ho ho.

by Super Spurgeon November 21, 2010

Near-Crotch Experience

The instance where your face comes dangerously close to contact with a person's junk. It may be clothed, or unclothed, but either way, it is still potentially scarring.

Guy 1: "Dude, did I tell you about my near-crotch experience?"

Guy 2: "No!"
Guy 1: "It was pretty legit."

Girl 1: "Oh my god, I just had a near-crotch experience."

Girl 2: "OH MU GOD. With who?"

Girls 1: "That guy from my class."

Girl 2: "Oh, that's okay then. He's a BAMF."

by HulgaviHomeland November 8, 2011

out of water experience

When you take a poop so big that part of it sticks out of the toilet water.

Man last night I had the deluxe cheese fries and had an out of water experience. The fabreeze didn't stand a chance.

by Jahms Snow March 1, 2015

explication

the word douchebags use instead of 'explanation'

He kept trying to impress me with all his fancy explications. I didn't know explication was a word.

by minikeen April 7, 2011

Goodwill experience

When you see something at the ticketed price that is pretty cheap already but when you go to the register and you see the price is LOWER, that is a Goodwill experience.

So, I went to Old Navy and wanted to buy these flip flops on sale for $8.99 but when I got to the register they were only $4.92! That's the Goodwill experience!

by cclassics July 29, 2009

near death experience

a vibe check from god

Bro 1: I almost drowned under a floaty yesterday lmao
Bro 2: bruh you had a near death experience
Bro 3: vibe check from god!!

by sawft April 14, 2020

Out of body experience

An out-of-body experience (OBE or sometimes OOBE) is an experience that typically involves a feeling of floating outside one's body and, in some cases, the feeling of perceiving one's physical body as if from a place outside one's body (autoscopy).

A out of body experience is a person who is dead or going to die

by Dr Mac Sigma November 24, 2016