premature ejaculation

The thing that happened to Jim (from AMERICAN PIE) when he was tryint to finger the hot exchange student

1) Don't ever tell another man that you prematurely ejaculate or else he's going to unevitablty laugh at your loser face.

2) If you are a premature ejaculator die.

by wismty May 19, 2005

emasculate

A verb that describes what happens to the game of football when the "Tuck Rule," a.k.a. the "Tom Brady Rule," is applied to a play that is clearly a fumble.

Don't emasculate the game by giving in to the whiny complaints employed by fans of that pussy Tom Brady!

by tegthethird January 3, 2010

ejaculation

semen shootin out of a "pe-nis" for a bitch to suck down her tubes

catch this ejaculation hoe! 8====D

by Marcus February 11, 2003

reverse ejaculation

When the male penis starts to suck in whatever is around instead excreating sperm, it can eventually cause the penis to implode on itself such as a dying star

I better get to the doc's office because by penis is starting to suck in my clothes. I think I have reverse ejaculation

by Captain Klamydia January 19, 2009

ejaculat!on

this is when a guy or a girl or a shemale rubs there hand in an upward then downward motion surrounding their cock. this will eventually lead to cum, or sperm coming out of the penis head, making a big mess to clean up.

My big ass Ejaculat!on left a mess all over the bathroom mirror, so i left it there. then my mom walked in and said "who the hell let a shower of sperm on my godamn mirror."

by SKNI99A December 16, 2007

emasculate

A man missing his mojo. Very closely related to the metrosexual, although he is probably not so well groomed and probably doesn't know who Jennifer Hudson is. Tends to be pussy whipped.

Wow, I thought Mack was cool at first, but golly, is he ever emasculated!

by Phylipswiller June 2, 2007

ejaculatory manslaughter

the act hitting something with you ejaculate directly resulting in their unwanted death.

johnny got in the way of the men during a mass bukkake and was killed due to ejaculatory manslaughter.

by dylanMo May 25, 2011