Essay

A Mexican who can write

"Woah did you see Juan over there hes the new mexican at our school what an Ese"

"No jimmy you dumb fuck he can write so hes actually an Essay"

by Knuckiehater123 October 24, 2023

Essaw

Americas #1 Fob who is a fine young habesha man

Wow did you see Essaw at school today?

by anonymous December 13, 2023

essayharper

a low quality internet series.

A: hey, im gonna watch the new essayharper video
B: Ew do you have taste?

by notessayharperipromise December 21, 2023

essay

Did 9/11

I'm so bored of writing this essay, I hate it more than anything.

by MavRocket9 March 17, 2024

Essay Slop

Essay Slop: a type of video that talks about modern day topics(most often problems) for a few minutes at the start to only then go on a half hour long rant about how the world was created to talk about something that someone with surface level knowledge about said topic(that you clicked the video for) would already know about only to then circle back at the end to not add any new information about the topic, these types of creators most often say they use their own scripts but most often use other YouTubers or even ai to generate their scripts, they often use over editing to make their videos stand out to only blend in with the other essay slop creators. The whole justification for making such a useless video is “some people don’t know the full story” when most if not all people who watched their video already know about the said topic.

I can't believe I just wasted 30 minutes watching that Essay Slop of a video.

by Xavier1494 February 23, 2026

essayen

Ein bewusstes Reifenlassen eines Gedankens, bevor man ihn ausspricht oder handelt.

Ein mentaler Prozess zwischen Fühlen und Denken – wie ein Samen, der im Kopf wächst, bis er Form annimmt.

A: Warum hast du ihm noch nicht geantwortet?
B: Ich muss das erst essayen.

by Denis Borchert October 9, 2025

SM-Essay

The act of using a mobile phones Short Messaging Service to send long drawn out messages that extend beyond the standard SMS 160 character limit.

Hi son, well your dad is going to pick your grandmother up at 3pm and your sister needs to go to town at 12 as she is having her hair cut and need to get some nail polish remover. I'm popping out for about 10 minutes to go next door to see Valerie as she wants to show me her new dress but that will be about 1ish I think... Val can talk the hind legs off a donkey so I might be a bit longer. Come over at 4pm and sorry for the SM-Essay

by burningme August 14, 2011