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California English

Language spoken in California, where 'I'm sick' can be taken as egotistical, and you can say 'yeahhhh, mahhhhhhhhhn' without being a druggie.
"I don't know what the hell he's saying, I think he's speaking California English."
by Kokosfault January 20, 2009
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the English

The best thing about the English is that we're not bad at understatement.
"That multiple orgasm was quite nice actually."
by CougarSW2 November 18, 2004
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English Chimney Sweep

when you are having intercourse with your girl's ass in the doggystyle position and you are about to cum, you reach your arm around and karate chop her in the neck. this will cause her to cough, and her rectum will contract and open violently. and your orgasm will be as glorious as a fine winters day in Milwaukee.
" Hey bro, I gave my girl an English Chimney Sweep last night!"

"oh damn bro! you a bad muh fucka"
"she broke up with me. fml."
"doesn't matter had sex"
chorus" I JUST HAD SEEEEEEEEX"
by SwagMedaFuckOut March 7, 2012
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anti-english

A socially acceptable and very popular form of racism/discrimination/bigotry/prejudice/xenophobia against English people.
Person A: I just had a history class about the evil British Empire. God, I hate the English, kill them all if I could! Those Scots and Welsh are really nice though, play a game of football with them any day!

Person B: Yeah it's all English peoples fault, even though they weren't even born then. Although, I like the French, Spanish, Dutch and Germans, can't bash them for their ancestors imperialistic ways.

Person A: Me too, same for the Belgians, Portuguese, Italians and Japanese.

Person B: Hey, some idiot said to me that I'm Anti-English and that the USA and China are today's imperialists. I laughed in their face!
by hairymole March 4, 2010
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English

A language hardly anyone can speak correctly.
"Here in America where we speak English people like to vocalise their opinions, nowhatimsayin..."

"Pardon? Vocalise? That means to make sounds without language, you know, like parrots and babies".
"Really?"
"Yeah. Did you mean 'give voice to' or something like that?".
"Dunno. Maybe. You got a dictionary?"
"I think you mean 'do I have a dictionary', why yes, I have. I will now get it."
"Ooooh, I'm so excited, I can't wait, no really I can't wait, bye".
by Polack the Pole January 10, 2010
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English Lawnmower

The Art of spinning your dick around while smacking a girls face.
Damn i just got the worst english lawnmower ever
by Majestic J April 24, 2009
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bad english

this be bad enshlis becuz i kant right good"
U guyz dont wont to wread a xple so i aint riteing won.
by jerryblank May 15, 2005
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