emeril lagasse

man who knows how to kick food up a notch

as i was walking the streets last night i mistakenly ran into a strange man named emeril lagasse

by leona May 21, 2005

Emerick

A method used in the third world country to relive constipation in lieu of an enema. Sometimes needs physical contact for assistance. Device used may also be used as a colostomy bag.

The patient is full of shit, let's give him an Emerick every two hours.

by Ron Merz September 8, 2007

emergency deucectomy

The act of removing a dangerous & potentially deadly poo immediately.

After making four trips through the buffet line, I need to perform an emergency deucectomy stat!

by slice60 November 24, 2009

emergadate

The person you know you can go to when you need a last minute date for an event and every other person you'd prefer to go with can't make it. Characteristics inculde: always free on very short notice and fun to be with but of no romantic interest.

"I bought non-refundable tickets to the comedy club to surprise Monique but she had to go out of town; I called my emergadate the night before and now I'm going with Beth. Whew!"

by Jim Gavelier March 3, 2007

Secret Emeritus

To Die and retire from Public life retaining the Praise, Honor, and Glory received while alive and passing that spiritual gift to posterity. To teach and learn in the spirit of your father. A well-hidden scholarship program created by successfully targeting and hacking selected sites with the suffix .edu AKA top-secret GI bill.

I learned Blackberry horticulture at OSU.edu for free using the top-secret Gi bill known as Secret Emeritus. Now I can start a Blackberry Pickers labor union.

by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022

emerica

hey its not eminems country you retard its a skate shoe. and the song you're thinking of by eminem is called White America. not emerica

emerica is a skate shoe

by rethan December 28, 2005

beer emergency

n. (bEER uh-mEr-jen-Cy) nicknamed emergency for the sole purpose of stealing your friends away from home to drink an 18-pack (or any large amount of beer) in thiry minutes. Then following this you return back to your previous activity.

"Yo bro we have a beer emergency and we need you immediately."

by Benny D November 8, 2005