Edward 

If you ever meet an Edward... be careful... he has a thing for for pale lip biting spider monkeys.

He has problems.

Person 1: You see that sparkly silhouette over there?
Person 2: Yeah, that Edward.
Person 3: Oh no, not Edward, i dont wanna see that fucking sparkly monkey!

Edward by pedagogegyma May 23, 2023

edward 

Must date a Clover and love her forever. Edward is a shitty person and needs a Clover to lift him up. He has short, greasy blonde hair, and crap micro bangs, he either has blue or brown eyes, and is short. He must date a red headed Clover with blue eyes who goes to the same school as him and is in the same yea as him. most likely year 7.

OMG loo its edward and Clover

edward by qwertyuiolkjhgfdsazxcvbnm July 25, 2023

Edward 

The most annoying guy you could meet; nigger

Girl 1: you know that kid Edward

Girl 2: yeah
Girl 1: he is so annoying

Edward by Big_d_candy07 November 20, 2023

Edward 

A blonde haired idiot that has no friends, is loved by short fat girls, has a tiny penis that he wants handsome guys to taste, and probably touches himself to pics of minors.

"I really hate that blonde haied, small dick idiot"

"Oh, you mean Edward?"

Edward by Mistor Guy December 2, 2023

Edward 

Kinda gay, weird, and most of all, ass at call of duty

Edward is ass at call of duty

Edward by CallOfDutyOfficial December 18, 2023

Edward 

(Ed-ward) Is usually a kind guy who mainly hides it by being grumpy and sarcastic but is sometimes a stubborn teddy bear who likes to work on old cars and be with his family with car oil on his rough yet loving hands can be in other words the best person in the world (and the most inspiring (also most intimidating) guy to know). So find yourself an edward and cherish them for the rest of your life, you may never get to see them at their best again.

amy: Hi Eddie!
Edward: grunt.

Edward by neurotickiwi January 28, 2024

Edward 

Head

Richard Edward - Dick Head

Edward by TheRagingTyler February 21, 2024