lived experience

Shit that never happened. By making up lurid tales designed to go viral activist types can spin a history of oppression in any scene, org, or society. Lived experience discounts subjectivity or just being wrong and is usually brought up after someone's claims have been debunked.

It can also refer to existential problems you do nothing about but blame others for: being poor, living in a ghetto shithole, being an addict, etc.

Like a lot of SJW jargon it was stolen from the CATT team where it refers to a failed suicide attempt in post intervention care.

"I got totally discriminated against by the racists and sexists at the lesbian vegan co-op"
"I was there and that didn't happen"
"Shut up and stop denying my lived experience"

by jimbowales6969 June 26, 2018

The Oreo Experience

The Oreo Experience is when a white female is having intercourse with two black men simultaneously.

I was going to get back together with Sally, but it turns out she had the Oreo Experience while we were apart.

by Hugh Lloyd April 15, 2009

exportant

Sth exportant is unimportant.

Well, to be honest, globalization is just exportant for me.

by meyapar February 25, 2009

tranny experience

to make a macaroni picture with a tranny or perhaps to help a tranny finish coloring in her hello kitty coloring book

Ryan: I'm going to be really blunt and just say it: if you're still in Austin, and you still like boys, I am interested in having a tranny experience. That was why I gave you some buds for free, but I was too chicken to pop the question. So hit me back if you remember me and are interested, and maybe we can set something up. And maybe, just maybe, I won't wuss out at the last second. :

by floryalquimia August 14, 2010

experitenous

Experimental Art particular musical, that is extremely pretentious.

Ryan's noise set was totally experitenous.

by dj ryan asche August 11, 2007

Shrecksual Experience

When you shove your 21 inch green dick in that ass and you get your onion juice all over her face, then slap her with your dick and yell "get out of me swamp" in a swedish accent while a donkey is also having sex with a dragon in the same room.

Guy 1: so i heard you took bootyquisha home with you last night.
Guy 2: ya nigga we had a Shrecksual Experience last night.

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 April 27, 2016

The Norkus Experience

The kind of experience that leaves you stumbling down the street with what ever you previously had for dinner in your hair and on your shoes not knowing who you are or where you dignity went. Normally, you will find yourself on your couch the next day with your vomit-covered shoes or heels still on your feet wondering how you got there and how a tiger got in your bathroom.

Ah, you had The Norkus Experience

by chocolate lovin' April 22, 2011