me earl and the dying girl

total shit

I read me earl and the dying girl and its total shit

by cockblck 2000 July 16, 2016

Matthew Earl

When someone is small, but has a large temper and is easily angered.

Jesus Christ he is such a Matthew Earl!

by Fats and Clive May 3, 2018

Earl and Looney

A stronger vocabulary for "King & Queen Reining the world"

Absolute Power.

king & queen < god & goddess < EARL & LOONEY

Bro you heard?

What bro?
Earl and Looney are in control of the world now
What? THAT'S AWESOME!

by Paradoxieus February 14, 2018

Mitchell Earl

Mitchell Earl is an overdose of charm, wit, and fun. Even the greatest of extroverts become introverts around a Mitchell Earl. He will buy gifts of flowers and food, always with smile, and sometimes from Trader Joe's. Be careful not to end up on the wrong side of a joke though, it'll quickly turn into a roast! When he's not the obvious magnet of attention in a room, he peacefully relaxes to watching movies, tv shows, or listening to NPR.

"Yo, have you met Mitchell Earl?"

"Of course! Who hasn't met Mitchell Earl?"

by fambamthankyoumam November 23, 2021

Earl Gray Tea

Slang for Blood;

"Yo a snuffed a nigga he spat out earl gray tea"

by WeeB_SpamzzZ December 13, 2020

Earl

He is the living Giga Chad, he is the alpha male. Whenever he walks into a room, women orgasm uncontrollably.

DO NOT let him near your girlfriend, now your ex-girlfriend.

Look! There's Earl! he's so hot.

by ZB7 September 8, 2021

EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE

Out of CHICAGO a human enlightenment teacher on the SUCCESS TAPES series.

This is a human attribute.

This was said as this quote I heard a long time ago in 1988 and that is the EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE, " we seldom regret what we have done in our LIVES but we do regret what we have not done".

This a genius of his time the EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE, we are seldom ever SORRY for anything as it just is not possible too much in the SPITE built into the human brain or you may say "SPIDER = SPITER = EAT SHIT!!!!

by PROVINCIALISTIC BREAKERS September 14, 2021