The person whose ass i would most like to kick on a daily basis. I don't know him personally but, i am irritated by his galactic ignorance and narcissism. People that have a public forum such as TMZ and open their mouths whenever possible, whilst failing to realize they are idiots, chap my hide something fierce and make me violent.
TMZ is a guilty pleasure of mine. I watch mainly to see and hear the on-air employees display their lack of wit and knowledge. The group consists of various,dimwitted, 20-somethings, but their undisputed king is "Matt, the blond douche on TMZ."
by Jessica Alba ex-mexican December 1, 2010
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*Douche Accent* Younder vestle is a accurate demenstration of a canoe of douche, we dun been calling it a douche canoe for near 7 decads.
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An assclown that generally speaks as if they know what they are talking about however has no fucking clue. Different than just the plain assclown by their pure consistancy has earned a rank of captain, yet are not quite the level of an admiral, which requires a lifelong dedication to being a douchebag.
Can also be identified by their need to tell long winded retarded stories about their friends who are also douchebags of lower rank with lame nick-names consisting of the names "bone" and "dawg."
Can also be identified by their need to tell long winded retarded stories about their friends who are also douchebags of lower rank with lame nick-names consisting of the names "bone" and "dawg."
by DrSmooth June 22, 2005
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by zakisadouche December 25, 2009
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The word douchebagitronly has all of the vowels: a,e,i,o,u, & y.
by Jayseabee April 27, 2009
Get the douchebagitronly mug.Similar to Resting Bitch Face, Resting Douche Face occurs when a mans face looks constantly angry or upset. Even when the man is in a good or decent mood, the look on his face says otherwise. In a complete state of relaxation, this man looks like a total douche, based simply on the expression of his face.
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Get the Resting Douche Face mug.(Noun) Behavior patterns displayed by the sociopathic Senator from Connecticut and ‘political party of one’ who is willing to defy the will of over 250 million people and kill 45,000 people a year to punish liberals for defeating his sorry arse in a primary just to throw a bone to the lobbyist who is paid to 'bang' him. Photo inset: Joseph Lieberman (I-CT).
by rladlof December 16, 2009
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