three door monty

Simultaneous penetration through any three orifices.

Mario, Luigi, and Wario hit Peach with a three door monty.

by Deleereeum September 17, 2007

Back Door Breacher

The term given to those who venture into the anus of an unexpecting member of the public.

I was chased by a Back door breacher through the alley way last night. OUCH

by Daniel James Solan March 5, 2008

Wilson Door

A gigantic cluster fuck... but not in a military sense; A huge fuck-up of epic proportions of some sort or another and its ensuing calamity. As in, the person or normal situation you were supposed to be a part of is now so totally screwed up as to turn the entire scenario into a farce; or something that could end up in you going to either jail or losing your profession.

Holy shit... I went into the office today, and I was fully unprepared for the ensuing shitstorm. Wilson Door was so fucked up, I couldn't believe that I was actually part of this human tragedy. I think I will give up project management, and take up digging ditches.

by OH... THAT guy! June 27, 2010

poor door

A separate entrance made for a building that segregates affordable housing from the intended tenants of a housing development. Prevalent in the UK and in the US where the developer(such as Extell) uses a loophole to show a Victorian-era distaste for mixed-income housing.

I'm sorry sir, but your pass only permits you to enter through the poor door down that dark alley.

by nomelitas August 4, 2014

Sticky Doorknob

Pouring something sticky (beer, soda, bodily fluids, etc.) on to someone's doorknob so that they grab a sticky doorknob.

Kyle and Tom were being annoying as usual, so I left them with a sticky doorknob.

by bigreddoorknobs January 12, 2021

chicago the door

to place a towel or other object at the bottom of a door so smoke (usually pot smoke) does not escape from the room into a public area.

Dude chicago the door before we hit this bong.

by dr. jerkass April 4, 2008

moroccan trap door

When one has enough control of their sphincter to open a pop top bottle.

Hey Matt, can you use your Moroccan trap door to open this beer?

by cock_sultan666 March 7, 2016