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The Master Cleanse Diet

A ridiculous diet made popular by celebs, especially Beyonce after she lost 20 pounds on it. Basically, you eat and drink nothing but lemon maple syrup water for at least ten days. Your body goes into starvation mode and you drop, like, FIFTY BAZILLION POUNDS. The recipe for the master cleanse juice is:

60 ounces of filtered water

12 Tablespoons of organic grade B maple syrup

12 Tablespoons of organic lemon juice

1/2 Teaspoon cayenne pepper powder

I've tried it once. ONCE. Nearly died; I felt as if I would never feel happy ever again (lol dementors)

I dropped about seven to nine pounds in on week, but felt like a living corpse. All I could do to avoid the hunger was sleep. All day. The mere mention of food or dining made me feral.
Pretentious Betch: Oh snap, I can't fit into these size 00 jeans. Time to guzzle some master cleanse!

Logical Size 4 Girl: The master cleanse diet? As in, to cleanse yourself of toxins? You're doing it to cleanse, right?

Pretentious Betch: Suuuuure am!
by soapboxamplifier July 26, 2009
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popper diet

popper- when a piece of a cigarette is snipped off and stuffed into a metal tube and stamped with weed, then quickly smoked through a marijuana smoking lamp (bong).

popper diet- somehow these poppers have such a negative effect on your body that they make you lose an extreme amount of weight, like normal drug use would, causing young lassies to create a new trend, 'the popper diet', where instead of eating they smoke an excessive amount of tobacco-marijuana poppers and maintain a models anorexic figure
"yo homie lets go smoke some poppers"

"im gonna try the popper diet because its so fetch!"

"the popper diet is going to make me look like valeria levitin! yum so skinny! all the boys will dig me"

advice: DO NOT try this. it is extremely harmful to your body!
by allaboutweed August 27, 2014
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Diet Friday

A way of defining Thursday that involves the word Friday in order to make the weekend seem that little bit closer.
What day is it?
Diet Friday
by Slim_Jim February 28, 2009
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Driction

the friction of when two penises are rubbed together.
The Driction between jim and carl created a spark.
by M-dog dribbles June 12, 2009
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Diet jizz

The semen of a man who has had a vacesctomy
Dont worry about getting pregnant baby, i've got diet jizz.
by Elegendary August 3, 2016
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Dietary Palindrome

Any sufficiently homogenous meal which, during its consumption, has an apperence significantly similar to its appearence when exiting the digestive system.
The chili yesterday was delicious despite the fact it was a dietary palindrome.
by darkpq314 November 18, 2018
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Diet sex

This is when you wear a condom while you have intercourse instead of having raw intercourse.
Dan:Are we having raw sex tonight or diet sex? I need to know if we need condoms.
Ally:I’m not on birth control right now so we would have to have diet sex tonight.
-Cinthya
by CLQR January 17, 2022
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