Trooper in the door

82nd Airborne paratrooper humor in reference to that moment when one has a turd which is insisting on poking it's head out the door. Of course this usually only happens when one has a very had piece of shit as loose stools apparently exit the door before the green light comes on and/or exit the door is a mass tactical exit anyway.

Sgt Ramirez running down the hall: "Get the hell out of way Private Jones, I have a trooper in the door and he's ready to jump"

by WunHungLo August 6, 2011

Cabin Door

A synonym for the anus

That guy looks like he wouldnt mind taking it in the ol' cabin door.

That chili was so hot yesterday it burned all the way out the cabin door.

Keeping the cabin door closed is the best policy when in prison.

by definitelynotmarshalltett October 9, 2009

Door flanker

When you rub your penis up against the back of a door until you bust uncontrollably

Billy: I did a door flanker last night tommy

Tommy: that sounds nice ya door perv

by Devin Roland June 2, 2021

Fart Door

colloquial phrase for one's asshole.

noun - I have a tickle in my fart door.

adjective - This fuckin' fart door still owes me 130 bucks.

by Shmulie Mendel February 7, 2012

doors stuck

When the door is stuck

CS, go. Legendary moment

Doors stuck!! Doors stuck!!

by Abdul rahman Assali September 4, 2020

Early doors

Referring to getting to a concert or gig early, specifically at the times the doors first open rather than when acts come on.

“If we want to get a good spot we should get to the gig early doors”

by Official real definitions April 17, 2019

back door

Back door

1) A secondary entry/exit door, normally located at the rear of a propety.

2) A slang term for the anus

1) Glenda's back door was jammed shut, so she had to call the locksmith in.

2) Tom fucked Glenda, up the back door

by Coffee_addict July 18, 2004