Fart Door

colloquial phrase for one's asshole.

noun - I have a tickle in my fart door.

adjective - This fuckin' fart door still owes me 130 bucks.

by Shmulie Mendel January 21, 2012

Door flanker

When you rub your penis up against the back of a door until you bust uncontrollably

Billy: I did a door flanker last night tommy

Tommy: that sounds nice ya door perv

by Devin Roland June 03, 2021

Lady door

A word established in a dan and Phil live stream, meaning the excit water girl uses in the game ‘fire boy and water girl’

Phil: just got to go through the lady door
Dan: I swear never say that again

by lil pumpkin February 15, 2019

Early doors

Referring to getting to a concert or gig early, specifically at the times the doors first open rather than when acts come on.

“If we want to get a good spot we should get to the gig early doors”

by Official real definitions April 17, 2019

Door Spank

While sharing the road with a bicyclist, you pull up really close to them and have your passenger open their door as you pass, thus "spanking" them with your car door.

Louis: "Do you ever get the to urge to dropkick bicyclists off their bike when they don't obey the rules of the street?"
Sarah: "Just door spank them. Works every time."

by master_b88 April 18, 2011

Door Handling

Door handling is the act of inserting ones penis into their own vagina or anus, obviously partaken by hermaphrodites with both sets of genitals... Or weird motherfuckers.

Sam was bored lonely and horny so she/he decided to door handle her/himself.
Soon after, John caught Sam Door Handling and committed suicide...

by Motherfucker993 February 11, 2014

back door

Back door

1) A secondary entry/exit door, normally located at the rear of a propety.

2) A slang term for the anus

1) Glenda's back door was jammed shut, so she had to call the locksmith in.

2) Tom fucked Glenda, up the back door

by Coffee_addict July 18, 2004